So I Am Staying In The Jimmy Johnson's House In South Florida Next Week....

[Hotsauce]

My sister's husband knows the former Miami/Cowboys coach. She invited me to come party for a week down there.

What huddle questions shall I ask the coach? I am going to talk his ear off about Cam... Apparently Mike Dikka, Howie, Terry, and the rest of the gang are down there all the time staying in this monster resort house...it's the offseason, I hope my chances are good to run into some of those guys. Also, I am gonna print out my sig pic and get Terry to sign it, then repost it as my new sig!

[Hairless Cat]

Ask him what it was like on Survivor and where they take a dump when on the island!

[Dpantherman]

Steal a lock of Jimmy's hair.

[FuzzyPanther]

Definitely get a signed box of Extendz

[Panthro]

Just be cool and let the conversation develop. Don't be that guy

[FuzzyPanther]

Intentionally confuse him with JJ the racecar driver.

[CarolinaNCSU]

Get wasted and keep yelling "How bout them Cowgirls", and see how fast you can wear out your welcome.

[Dpantherman]

Just be cool and let the conversation develop. Don't be that guy

But that would be the rational thing to do...

[Scrumtrilescent]

Ask how it was to snort coke with Dan Marino off of Dave Wannstedt's hairy ass.

[CatofWar]

Tell him how much he fuging sucks.

[Hotsauce]

From what I have heard, he is a pretty laid back dude.

[chknwing]

ask him not to let you wake up.

[Miaoww]

Plz take a picture of him throwing up the U. Much appreciated.

[Ja Rhule]

Put your hand gently on his shoulder, look straight into his eyes and say "Daddy's home"