So I Just Got An Inbox Message From An Ex Gf...

[Ivan The Awesome]

Your name really is Ivan?

That fuging rules.

Yes sir. It's a four letter name. Like many other words...

I think I should not even email her tonight. That will get her, deeply.

[Ja Rhule]

Yes sir. It's a four letter name. Like many other words...

I think I should not even email her tonight. That will get her, deeply.

Follow my recipe...

1. Drink heavily

2. Get a paper towel

3. Google some good porn sites

4. Pick a movie of ur choice

5. Proceed with Man to hand relationship

Repeat...

[sunbunny]

Congrats on not being the father!

You could just email her, "Wooooooooooooooooo".

[R0CKnR0LLA]

1. email back saying you always wanted to be a dad and with how much money you're making now it would be great to be able to spoil the little youngin

2. say you'd love to meet the little kid and set up a meeting

3. go over and nail her

4. leave, never talk to her again

[R0CKnR0LLA]

you think i'm joking too

the real father hit the road and now she's just looking to sucker some smuck into playing daddy and paying the bills in his absence. she's just trying to use you, it'd be rude not to return the favor

[SOJA]

damn man that sucks, I hope you are feeling better

[Ivan The Awesome]

you think i'm joking too

the real father hit the road and now she's just looking to sucker some smuck into playing daddy and paying the bills in his absence. she's just trying to use you, it'd be rude not to return the favor

I'd be wasting my time man. Besides there's another lady I'd rather go visit than her. If I was more of a man slut I'd totally go see her and make her cheat on her new baby daddy. But I'm not like that. Can't really bring myself to do such a thing.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

sounds good man. sometimes i forget every guy isnt a complete douchebag that enjoys nailing random sluts like me

[sunbunny]

Going full on dick would suggest there is still strong emotion towards her. Letting her down easy would mean you're over what she did to you. It's no big deal to you anymore. You appreciate she's interested but you already know you would be happier alone than with her. You're the better man. Not hurt. Not pissed.

I agree with this.

[Panthro]

I'd be wasting my time man. Besides there's another lady I'd rather go visit than her. If I was more of a man slut I'd totally go see her and make her cheat on her new baby daddy. But I'm not like that. Can't really bring myself to do such a thing.

You could fug her while getting head from the baby at the same time....or just wish her luck and block her on Facebook

[DC Amp]

If cheating is her style, she'll always be that way. Wish her luck with her new life and make her a memory.

[Hawk]

sounds good man. sometimes i forget every guy isnt a complete douchebag that enjoys nailing random sluts like me

you're a random slut?

how you doin?

[Epistaxis]

Wish her luck, block her on any message service/social networking site/phone, and never speak to her again.

Consider it bullet dodged.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

err guess i should have worded that differently... that didn't come out right... :lol: