So I Just Got An Inbox Message From An Ex Gf...

[Ivan The Awesome]

She wished the baby she's having was mine...I don't know how to feel about this...

[Ivan The Awesome]

Bro's I'm like having some really fuged up feeling right now. Help.

[Floppin]

It's not yours though right?

[Ivan The Awesome]

Hell no. At least I don't think it is. fug... I don't know man. I'm kinda ...my mind is racing way to fast right now.

[Floppin]

Then tell her to fug off.

[Ivan The Awesome]

I may be over thinking things. I mean the last time I saw her was 8 months ago and she's 8 months pregnant. She fuged me over though. She might be playing games man....ugh.. I don't know what to think. =(

[Mother Grabber]

Dood, she is so trying to make you baby daddy.

[Floppin]

She doesn't like the real father or whomever she is with for some reason and she's trying to make you plan B. Don't let that bitch suck you in.,

[Ivan The Awesome]

You're right Floppin... It's just that.. I don't have a kid and there's always that 'what if' you know? GRRR... this ho... Well it's going to be tough for her, I'm not in the country anymore and I won't be coming back anytime soon.. Damn it man.

[Hawk]

show us her tits

[charlotte49er]

You can either be brutal or let her down easy.

Since she fuged you over last time, I'd be leaning toward brutal.

Tell her, breaking up with her was the best thing that ever happened to you. That you have met a wonderful girl and you are the happiest you have ever been in your life. (Even if none of it is true.)

OR if you really want to be brutal, get the people here to send you pics of their GF/wife/daughters etc. Then send them to her and say, "I know your pic is in here somewhere, I just remember which one it is."

[Ivan The Awesome]

show us her tits

I totally would, but I erased all the naughty pictures she send me. She cheated on me man. So yeah. I have one pic of her that's kinda semi safe for work, here... Look.

Can't lie, I kinda miss her. But she was such a ho.. =/ well I found out she was later...Damn it man.

[Davidson Deac II]

I can't speak for all women, but my wife's emotions were in flux a lot when she was pregnant. I learned to ignore a good portion of what she said. So my advice would be to not put a lot of stock in it. If she is still saying it 6 months from now, it might mean a little more.

I did have a woman tell me that though several years ago. Of course, I believe it was because the actual daddy didn't have a job, so she would have gotten more child support out of me. :)

[Ja Rhule]

Do not do it dude. There is a better vagina waiting for you somewhere. Erin is the past.