Rnr's Horrible Mock Draft That Would Never Happen

[R0CKnR0LLA]

First off I'm trading Stew to the Rams for a 3rd and 4th. Sorry bro, I like you but I'm not paying you a fat contract next year so I'll get something while I still can.

Next, I'm trading down from 9 to the Patriots for their two 1's and a 4th. Pats don't usually make these kind of moves but they need a really elite player on D rather than a couple average ones... or at least that's what I'd try to convince them. Plus after that ass raping Armanti Edwards trade they kinda owe us one.

OK, onto the picks...

1.27 Fletcher Cox, DT, Mississippi State

1.31 Whitney Mercilus, DE, Illinois

2.8 Janoris Jenkins, CB, North Alabama

3.2 Sean Spence, OLB, Miami

4.1 Markelle Martin, S, Oklahoma State

4.9 Isaiah Pead, RB, Cincinnati

4.31 Ryan Broyles, WR/PR, Oklahoma

5.8 Audie Cole, MLB, North Carolina State

6.10 Evan Rodriguez, TE, Temple

6 [comp] Bryan Anger, P, California

7.9 Randy Bullock, K, Texas A&M

B)

[Ivan The Awesome]

Take my money!

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Take my money!

eh, what?

[PhillyB]

bill belichek does not make those types of trades unless he is the one administering the rape

[R0CKnR0LLA]

pats are more known for trading down but they also trade up quite often as well. they just never were willing to trade up into an early 1st round pick in the past due to the huge contract they'd have to shell out. with the new CBA teams will be more willing to make those kind of moves, although I DID say this would never happen in the title so :P

[Ivan The Awesome]

Meaning I want this to happen. Even though it won't.

[carolina-chuck]

The title said it all

[Ruff]

Quinn Sharp isn't even in this draft.

[Dash Global]

i would poo bricks if we somehow managed to get those first 3

[JawnyBlaze]

I like it, except for the Stewart trade.

[Marguide]

I like it, except for the Stewart trade.

Exactly. Given the Pat's draft position, you are basically trading a late 4th for a season of production from Stewart.

We are going to get a late 3rd anyway as a compensatory, so if it were me, I would rather not have a late 4th and keep Stew for another year.