We Got A Maid Yesterday....

[Hotsauce]

And the house is so clean. However, it is weird to have someone in your house when you are not there.

What I didnt like was she maid a silly looking rose with my TP. Thing is she used like 6 feet of the roll to make the roll, what a waste!

[PhillyB]

i will now be forever discontented until i have daily roses on my ass tissue.

[Cat]

Having someone in your house while your gone is a bit weird however a clean shower and bathroom floor is worth it. God I hate cleaning the shower and mopping. I want a maid just to do that!!!!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I'm currently reading The Help...I do not approve of your decision HotSauce :)

[Scrumtrilescent]

Too OCD to ever let someone else do it.

[Guest]

And the house is so clean. However, it is weird to have someone in your house when you are not there.

What I didnt like was she maid a silly looking rose with my TP. Thing is she used like 6 feet of the roll to make the roll, what a waste!

First world problems?

[PantherBrew]

Quite

[Jackofalltrades]

I plan on surprising my wife with a maid here soon, give her some time off from cleaning.

[Darth Biscuit]

Did she look like this?

[Kevin Greene]

Did she look like this?

Prolly more like this:

[Panthro]

We love having a cleaning service...I'm a messy dude

Saying Maid is like saying Waitress or Stewardess.

[Guest Irv]

if your too lazy to clean your own damn house you shouldn't have one at all.

[Chaos]

At least she prettied up your TP. She could have left you an upper-decker and took the silver.

[charlotte49er]

I plan on surprising my wife with a maid here soon, give her some time off from cleaning.

More time in the kitchen!

Say "Honey, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is, we are getting a maid. No more housework. The bad news is, here's a dozen cookbooks, now get your @** in the kitchen!"

Oh and honey, she's French, so you may want to look up what Manage De Trois means.

(I'm kidding, don't send me hate mail!)