I'm Getting Married Tomorrow And I Have To Write My Own Vows... Help!

[dimbee]

Due to most of my groomsmen and friends tried to murder me with alcohol last night, my brain is functioning at a significantly reduced efficiency... I don't even know wtf vows are right now...

Any ideas?

[Floppin]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Lets get drunk at the reception

and forget the contraception.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

say "I hate you. Goodbye" then do a crazy dance and leave in a grand fashion.

[Kevin Greene]

4 score and 7 years ago........

[Wither]

Looks like you're going to have a long, healthy marriage.

[Ivan The Awesome]

"I was born ready, let's do this bitch."

Do it bro, do it.

[Guest Bwood15]

You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?

[CarolinaNCSU]

Quote a K-Ci and JoJo song and say I love you a lot.

[charlotte49er]

I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.

You not only touched my heart,

but you touched my soul!

I will love you forever!

(With my heart and soul) Optional

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!

[Doyle]

I was saving this for my 5th engagement, but you're welcome to it.

Sweetheart, I should have told you this long ago.

When we met, and fell in love.

You not only touched my heart,

but you touched my soul!

I will love you forever!

(With my heart and soul) Optional

If this doesn't make her cry and her Bridesmaids go "ahhhhh". nothing will!

You're welcome!

Hughey Lewis and the News?

[charlotte49er]

Hughey Lewis and the News?

No, "Sports Talk" Herbstreit

I liked it so well, I was going to use in in my book. (My book that I have been writting for 10 years. LOL Or Fiancee #5.) Since that will NEVER happen, someone might as well get some use out of it.

[BBQ&Beer]

Speak from your heart. You can't go wrong.

[Squirrel]

Are you fookin stupid!

[Jangler]

You really asked a sports forum for this sort of information?

He's looking for easy jokes and nobody is helping. -_-

Here's one to add...

“I might drive you to ___________ on Monday. I’ll see how I feel, okay?”