Your last great awkward moment that didn't involve an inappropriate text?

[thefuzz]

Sitting with a few friends watching the playoffs.

All of them are single, I am not.

Two girls pulled up and I peeked out the window...looked a little slutty, I had never seen them.

Asked the friends who invited over the young hookerish looking girls.

Buddy said three words: That's my sister......

[bleys]

Sitting with a few friends watching the playoffs.

All of them are single, I am not.

Two girls pulled up and I peeked out the window...looked a little slutty, I had never seen them.

Asked the friends who invited over the young hookerish looking girls.

Buddy said three words: That's my sister......

so um.. march madness party at your house?

[thefuzz]

so um.. march madness party at your house?

Sure. Come on.

I am the old man of the group. 30. The others are 24-28 all single, and cycle through women like I have never seen.

Always two or three 20-23 year old hotties in and out.

[Chaos]

Sure. Come on.

I am the old man of the group. 30. The others are 24-28 all single, and cycle through women like I have never seen.

Always two or three 20-23 year old hotties in and out.

PM the address please.

[Darth Biscuit]

What time should I arrive Fuzz?

[bleys]

What time should I arrive Fuzz?

biscuit would be a great wingman.. he's married.

[Darth Biscuit]

:lol:

You're gonna have to explain that one...

[bleys]

explanation granted. you're married.

[thefuzz]

What time should I arrive Fuzz?

Right after work.

Just beware....weird poo goes down.

[bleys]

Right after work.

Just beware....weird poo goes down.

I'll bring the Caribou Lou...

[Darth Biscuit]

:lol:

I wish I could... I've got kid duty tonight with my youngest... me and him gonna hit the town. He would be good chick bait now...

[Floppin]

I was walking into a restaurant on Corolla Island with my step dad, a total jackass, years ago when Morgan Freeman was walking out. My step dad sees him and yells out

"Lawrence!! Lawrence Fishburne!!"

:facepalm:

He was nice about it, and even talked to us for a while and gave us an "Eracism" shirt. I wonder if it was a subtle jab at my stepdad.

[Zcustom]

A few months ago a truck driver who used to deliver to us regularly came by to drop off a skid. We hadn't seen him in a couple years and we all genuinely like the guy.

As soon as I saw him I started fuging with him. Stuff like "where the fug have you been you sorry piece of poo" and "you can't deliver poo to me until you tell me where the hell you've been". Then I said it "What, did you almost die or something?"

His answer, "yes, I was diagnosed with terminal cancer"

fml

side note- he delivered to us today, good dude

[Guest]

:lol:

I wish I could... I've got kid duty tonight with my youngest... me and him gonna hit the town. He would be good chick bait now...

Would? You can always just make sure you still got it :cool: