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The evil urinal...another Hotsauce bathroom true story


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Today, I had a really important meeting with a new prospective client. I got there 5 mins early, wearing one of my nicest suits. This suit is light grey. This morning I had a coffee, bottled water, and an oj...so I really had to piss. When I started peeing, the automatic urinal flusher magically went off while I was peeing. This piss was a large one, and took longer than normal. It urnial flushed again, then again....then again. At this point it was overflowing piss water, while I am still peeing. Then it flushed itself again, and now this piss water has spewed all over my shoes, and has gotten my suit pants very wet (below the knee cap). The thing literally flushed itself 3-4 times in a manner of just a couple of seconds.

So here I am, shoes and pants soaking wet, with about 3 mins to go before my meeting. Well I am a traveling man, and I just so happen to keep 2 extra suits in my car. I rush out into the lobby soaking wet, and my client is literally standing there waiting on me. My customer spots me bee-lining from the hotel bathroom it to the door, stops me, and asks me if I'm ready to start the meeting.

He knew I had wet my pants, said nothing about it the entire meeting.

Cool story bro.

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