I think they might need to clean their bathrooms more often.

[Floppin]

Colorado police are investigating after the body of a Loveland man went unnoticed for five days in a Fort Collins movie theater bathroom.

66-six-year-old George DeGrazio's family reported him missing last Monday, the same day he'd gone to see a movie without telling them, and the same day - according to the coroner - he had a heart attack.

It happened inside a single-person bathroom that locks from the inside, according to the Larimer County Coroner's office.

"We didn't have any ideas," Dylan DeGrazio, George's son, said on Monday.

A missing person's report went out.

Days passed.

Police discovered George's car in the theater parking lot and asked around.

There was still no sign of George DeGrazio.

"We didn't know if he had a stroke, became confused, wandered off, fell into a ditch and froze," Dylan DeGrazio said.

On Saturday, the smell led employees to that bathroom.

"It's stunning in the long run - the fact that the bathroom got missed," Dylan DeGrazio said.

The coroner's office says a theatre employee had to break open a lock to get inside, where they found George DeGrazio slumped on the floor.

http://www.wcsh6.com/news/national/article/186184/44/Dead-body-found-in-movie-theater-bathroom-5-days-after-death?odyssey=obinsite

[Chimera]

How is that possible? I know whenever I go pay $458725634287034287 to see a movie, my bladder is programmed to explode right at the most interesting part of the movie.

[Jangler]

probably shocked he paid for Episode I again...

[Razzy]

Theater staff commented: "We just thought he was taking one epic crap."

[Hawk]

pay that much for a damn movie, you may as well move in!

[Wither]

I can see it happening actually.