Who else is drunk?

[lightsout]

2 shots and 12 beers. I am fuging wasted. This post took a lot of backspacing and concentration to get right. Anybody else having a good night?

[Guest Irv]

im high which is better and safer then being drunk.

[lightsout]

This is true, Irv. My roommate is always high. He's passed the hell out. Kinda makes me sad. Watching Bo Burnham and hitting on a chick via Facebook. I know, my life is sad.

[Guest Irv]

im blazing hard as hell but im calm and chill right now. why the fug is this poo illegal seriously.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

bad boys. pleasse take a few moments out of your day to read the following. thank you

http://www.kidsmartkid.org/kids/livesmart/just-say-no.php

[lightsout]

bad boys. pleasse take a few moments out of your day to read the following. thank you

http://www.kidsmartkid.org/kids/livesmart/just-say-no.php

No.

[LifeisaGarden]

I got drunk dialed last night. So fn annoying.

Me: Hello?

Them: Haaaaaay! Whut's happpppppeeenig?

Me: Oh nothing, I'm just in bed trying to go to sleep.

Them: hahajhaahahaahahaaaàaaa, YOU so crazy! (people laughing & music in the background) oh what's that you say? (More hahhahahahahaahahahh's) Damn I wish you wuz heeeeere. We all getttin' fuuuuuuukd up. ( more hajajajajhhahahaaha's).

Me: yeah that sounds fun. Why don't you call me tomorrow.

Them: *sound of phone dropping* (yells) HOLD ON I DROPPED THE DAAAAMN PHONE!!

Then the phone disconnects.

[DC Amp]

Not it!