Need a Valentines Day present for your lady?

[Floppin]

From Etsy seller LinaSpyroS comes the "Super sexy dress," a garment that's pretty much the equivalent in women's fashion to what the mullet is to hairstyles: business in the front, party in the back. The seller describes the dress as such:

This super sexy dress is made of synthetic fabric. It reveals the most attractive part of the women’s body.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/presenting-the-butt-cleavage-dress

[Wither]

Jesus Christ how old is that woman.

[Guest Irv]

Id still smash

[LifeisaGarden]

Good lord. That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. The dress is pretty bad too.

[jb_online]

Well, with that dress you can always keep a pencil handy.

[charlotte49er]

Kind of like your favorite bar.

Liguor in the front, Poker in the rear! :)

[Jangler]

How the hell can you tell what time it is on that clock? modern art...smh