Rules that guys wish girls knew...

[Mrs Pantherfan]

once again...thank god my husband has 4 sisters..he came already trained...

[Floppin]

The only real complaint I have with women is the asking what to wear crap, like I give two shits, as long as you look nice, great. The other is not saying what you mean, and telling you to do things but not really wanting you to do them and expecting us to know this somehow.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

The other is not saying what you mean, and telling you to do things but not really wanting you to do them and expecting us to know this somehow.

lol what?

[Shufdog]

once again...thank god my husband has 4 sisters..he came already trained...

... and this is a list for training women.

[Floppin]

lol what?

"No, you should go out, you deserve to go out, go see your friends. I don't want to be the one to make you stay home"

Calls at 11pm while your out

"I just wish you had made a better decision, it wasn't a good idea that you went out tonight. We have poo to do tomorrow. GUILT GUILT GUILT GUILT ASSHOLE RAWR!!"

[Mrs Pantherfan]

... and this is a list for training women.

sh*t

[Mrs Pantherfan]

"No, you should go out, you deserve to go out, go see your friends. I don't want to be the one to make you stay home"

Calls at 11pm while your out

"I just wish you had made a better decision, it wasn't a good idea that you went out tonight. We have sh*t to do tomorrow. GUILT GUILT GUILT GUILT ASSHOLE RAWR!!"

why you tryin' to steal my "RAWR!"

OK..yeah..that's just crazy right there...

[cookinwithgas]

My wife has the patience of Job, as they say, and I've still heard variations on that theme.

[PanthaSan]

tl;dr

[Davidson Deac II]

I love my wife. One of the million reasons why is that when it comes to gifts, she prefers that I give her the money and let her buy her own gift. And when I say money, I mean cash. No gift cards.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I love giving advice, I like helping people. But guys are blunt. If my male friend asks me an opinion, I'll tell him he's a fuging dippoo if he's being one. I am the same way with women. You don't get special treatment.

Case in point: Girl yesterday asks me if I think she's an idiot for liking this guy she's fugging

I tell her I don't think she's an idiot for LIKING him, but she's a dumbass for continuing to fug him EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS he only wants to fug her, he just tells her what she wants to hear to keep fuging him. And I said it's sad and pathetic that she keeps doing it despite KNOWING he tells other girls who he wants to get with that he's only with her because she's easy and she should have a least a small amount of self-respect if she wants any from men.

Well she starts sobbing and calling me an asshole. BITCH YOU ASKED ME FOR MY OPINION I'm not gonna sugar coat things. If you're pathetic and stupid, I'm gonna tell you that you are. Being nice about it doesn't help you see how he and everyone else who knows about the situation see it.

end rant

[Davidson Deac II]

As far as the rest of the list

I do want her to cut her hair occasionally. Don't want her to look like rapunzel.

She takes Sundays to go shopping with the girls and leaves me alone to watch football and she likes Basketball as much as I do.

I agree about the toilet seat thing.

She doesn't care about colors any more than I do. I doubt she knows what Mauve is.

[mmmbeans]

I love my wife. One of the million reasons why is that when it comes to gifts, she prefers that I give her the money and let her buy her own gift. And when I say money, I mean cash. No gift cards.

... sounds like she knows how to party.

[Hawk]

if you're gonna stick it in your mouth, you may as well swallow