Spent 10 minutes arguing with my daughter about kissing her vagina.

[Wither]

:frown2:

[Dpantherman]

At least she didn't say the other word.

[Niner National]

At least she didn't say the other word.

I knew the word pussy when I was probably 5 years old. I didn't know what it actually meant, but I remember calling my friends pussies at a young age. I thought it was just a synonym for wuss. My mom got pissed off when she heard me once and I didn't understand why at the time.

:lol:

[Herbert The Love Bug]

why not do it? i dont get it

[Herbert The Love Bug]

why not do it? i dont get it

jk :leaving:

[g5jamz]

I might have suggested a different title for this thread. The existing one made me go "what the..." :eek:

Grits come to mind?

[charlotte49er]

When my Neice was 4 or 5, I was home visiting my Parents. My sister left her daughter with them over the weekend.

She was doing a split in the kitchen. When she started rubbing between her legs and announced, "I think I tore my split."

I got blamed by my Sister at teaching her that.

[Hawk]

But seriously, my nephew did something similar when he was 5 with my brother-in-law. It was hilarious.

your nephew hurt his vagina when he was 5?

[Chimera]

[Jase]

tell her that social protocol dictates that you at least take her out to dinner first.

when she acts confused, run.

[LifeisaGarden]

Wait till she's my daughter's age (11) and she thinks saying vagina, breasts & penis is hilarious. She'll come up to me and make the motion that she wants to say something in my ear. So I'll lean towards her and she'll whisper "vagina".

Recently I accidentally taught her a new funny word. She asked me what the other word was for your boobs. She said it begins with a"b" but I thought she said it began with a "t". You know what I said? Titties! I actually said titties. A word she's never heard. She said it's the best word ever to say instead of saying boobs and she can't wait until she's old enough to call them that.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

The title of this thread makes me uncomfortable...

[PhillyB]

floppin you gotta be careful actually, all it takes is her innocently saying something like this to a teacher and you could have social services knocking on your door. in a vacuum there is nothing wrong with teaching her anatomical terms and definitions but it can translate poorly in a hypersensitive society.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I told my kindergarten teacher that she must be having her period. Good times.