Spent 10 minutes arguing with my daughter about kissing her vagina.

[Floppin]

My daughter is almost three, she was playing with one of those big lego cars on the bottom step of our hall stairs and slipped, did a split, and hit her vagina on the lip of the step. She told me that she had a booboo on her vagina and kept saying "Kiss my vagina, Daddy" over and over while I was trying to explain how I couldn't do that in between laughs.

I love kids.

[lightsout]

My daughter is almost three, she was playing with one of those big lego cars on the bottom step of our hall stairs and slipped, did a split, and hit her vagina on the lip of the step. She told me that she had a booboo on her vagina and kept saying "Kiss my vagina, Daddy" over and over while I was trying to explain how I couldn't do that in between laughs.

I love kids.

inb4grits

But seriously, my nephew did something similar when he was 5 with my brother-in-law. It was hilarious.

[Wither]

I hope no one overheard all that.

[The Huddler]

She said Vagina? Wow dude what do you say around her?

[Floppin]

She said Vagina? Wow dude what do you say around her?

I call her vagina a vagina. Wtf is wrong with that?

[Wither]

Ruh roh.

[The Huddler]

Lol i aint gunna tell you how to parent bud

[Floppin]

We used to call it a tingting, until she saw my penis when she walked in on me peeing once and asked if that was daddy's tail. So we told her about boys and penis's and girls and vaginas. The next time I called it a tingting she said "No Daddy! No tingting, it's a vagina!"

[The Huddler]

We used to call it a tingting, until she saw my penis when she walked in on me peeing once and asked if that was daddy's tail. So we told her about boys and penis's and girls and vaginas. The next time I called it a tingting she said "No Daddy! No tingting, it's a vagina!"

Its all good man i wasnt tryin to get in on your buisness. Im a couple beers in haha please forgive me

[SmootsDaddy89]

po' lil ting ting

[g5jamz]

she's three...

it's called a bottom at that age. Who the hell gives anatomy lessons in pre-K.

[Niner National]

she's three...

it's called a bottom at that age. Who the hell gives anatomy lessons in pre-K.

I'm sure her knowing the proper (non-lewd) name for something is going to scar her for life.

Floppin, when your daughter starts doing heroin at age 5, it will be your fault for teaching her the word vagina.

[Kevin Greene]

Too funny, next time just blow a kiss and see if that works.

[Mr. Scot]

I might have suggested a different title for this thread. The existing one made me go "what the..." :eek: