Guy dies in a gaming cafe and no one notices.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

They probably ate him after the pic was taken. they'll eat anything

[Louie]

Rigor doesn't defeat gravity. Does it?

Rigor Mortis-

Why yes it does. It does look like the seat was closer to the desk and they pushed it back. His limbs will stay that way for about 48 hrs and then they will start to go back to limp.

[Kramerica]

This is like a death you'd see on Six Feet Under. What a way to go out.

[Riverboat Ron]

noob couldn't handle it.

[Floppin]

If you look at his hands they are in a gaming position, the fingers on his left hand are set for WASD keys and his right hand is curved from having been set over the mouse with his index finger extended to push mouse buttons.

[Louie]

I think someone poisoned his tea because he wasn't making enough WoW gold.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

ninja killed him

[Scrumtrilescent]

Wonder if Doug got him....

[SuperMan]

This is like a death you'd see on Six Feet Under. What a way to go out.

1000 ways to die..

GAME OVER

[Panthro]

The only thing that leaves you stiffer and lifeless than rigor mortis is rick moranis

[Chimera]

Uh Oh... Has anyone heard from Porn Shop Clerk today?

[Guest Irv]

his harddrive froze

[Wither]

Uh Oh... Has anyone heard from Porn Shop Clerk today?

If that was Porn Shop Clerk his right arm would be near his crotch and in a grasping motion, not extended towards the desk.

[Bronn]

pool ferrow