Dear Penis

[charlotte49er]

Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave,

now all you do is stare at the floor

Ohhhh dear penis, I dont like you anymore

Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine

Thats all we needed to get by

Now It seems things have changed,

I think that your the one to blame

Dear penis I dont like you anymore

He sings, Dear Rodney,

I dont think I like you anymore

Cause when you get to drinkin',

You put me places I've never been before

Dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore

Why cant we get a grip on our man to hand relationship

Come to terms truely how we feel

If we put our heads togeather we just stay together

Dear penis, I think I like you after all

Dear Rodney, while your shavin', shave my balls

[Mother Grabber]

[charlotte49er]

Classic Carrington. With all the Dear Dad, Dear Mom, I thought I'd add somethign that is near and dear to most men's hearts!

[Mother Grabber]

A wise choice

[Jackofalltrades]

Pass the Viagra!