I need some advice!!!

[Montsta]

go to the game....its your 2nd kid.....she can handle it solo this time

This. Tell her it's #2, so it's no big deal. All the magic is gone after the 1st one. Or use the pregnancy to get good handicapped and expecting mothers seats/parking.

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

Honestly once your child gets older he will appriciate being born at a Panthers game. I mean how many kids get to say that I was born at a Carolina Panthers Game. He will be the most popular kid at his school just for that. Plus if there is an abnoxious eagles fan in front of you make sure when her water breaks you get that crap all over that Mother Clucker.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

You could always go this route....

[Henne Given Sunday]

Honestly once your child gets older he will appriciate being born at a Panthers game. I mean how many kids get to say that he will the most popular kid at his school just for that. Plus if there is an abnoxious eagles fan in front of you make sure when her water breaks you get that poo all over that Mother Clucker.

:yesnod:

[Carolina Crazy V2]

Crazy, stop getting your panties in a bunch time and time again. So, you shut up bro ;D

I told you to shut up first.

[Panthro]

Just have her wear a diaper and have her vagina poop it out ...then mess with it post game

[Carolina Crazy V2]

Just have her wear a diaper and have her vagina poop it out ...then mess with it post game

I JUST ate.

:puke:

Also, you made me ruin my 300th post.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Look on the bright side. If she has the baby during the game maybe you can get some of the players to autograph its forehead.

[FelineFANatic]

C-section a couple days before...

[Baschski]

Watch in the hospital room.

Haha this guy is the only one to suggest skipping out on going to the game. For some reason this reminds me of the beer commercial where they toss the guy out of the window in his office chair.

[Brooklyn Bully]

Divorce her, become a bastard, then remarry her after the game ends and meet your long lost child.

[AKPantherFan]

I have always heard that lots of third trimester sex leads to the baby being born a little earlier-WIN WIN!!!!!!!

not true-- i tried every day

[AKPantherFan]

sounds like the perfect time to use a DVR and record it just in case.

HOWEVER--- I bet she will have the baby before then, usually the 2nd baby comes a lot sooner.

[Jangler]

Stop having sex between the months of late Dec-April. That way no baby will be born during football season. Of course this doesn't help you now, but for future reference.