Peyton Manning to retire...

[Inimicus]

Over at ESPN.com Mort's twitter feed says

Archie Manning laughed when he heard @RobLowe said Peyton will retire, "Noooo...he ain't retiring. I think he would've told me."

[davos]

Rob Lowe must be in his 'Bad Influence' character

[Boltergeist]

The Mannings are saying "Knope" to this

[TheRealDeal]

The Mannings are saying "Knope" to this

[YoungPanthers89]

[SOJA]

bolt for pun of the month

[Dpantherman]

aaaaaaawwwwwwwwww poo!!!! :lol:

Jim Irsay @JimIrsay

My sources tell me Rob will star in an epic remake of "Deep Throat" with aging porn stars and 4 finger circus clowns!

[YoungPanthers89]

lol

[PantherBase]

Oh SH** Breaking news Dan Snyder of the Redskins is crying like a baby.

There went his quarterback

[Jangler]

PantherBase, is that you drinking that 40?

[PantherBase]

PantherBase, is that you drinking that 40?

No----Sorry not me

[Jangler]

:(

:jc:

[PantherBase]

:(

:jc:

Nothing like a hot chick drink some OE:eek6:

[charlotte49er]

Maybe that neck is more fuged up than anybody thought.

I know that Peyton has all the money that he would ever need, but I still figured that he would pull a Joe Montana and go play somewhere else that needs a QB to win a superbowl for 2 more years.

I think a team like the Texans or even San Francisco could probably win multiple superbowls if they could sign him.

It is kinda funny that he wouldnt want to play anywhere else after the bad taste that Indy is going to leave him with. If I were one of the best QBs in history, and my team cut me because of a rookie that has never played a down in the NFL, I would go straight to Houston, and kick Indy's ass for a few years to rub it in.

Peyton wanted Farve's record, that was the only thing. I don't see him pulling a Farve though.

If Kravitz had written that Peyton was retiring, I'd know it wasn't true. (Kravitz said that Peyton was divorcing Ashley after they had twins early in 2011.)

But Rob Lowe, who knows.