Rocket Fuel Courtesey of Qdoba

[The_Cannon]

I just thought I would share with you guys I went to Qdoba for lunch. I ordered a naked chicken burrito with extra queso, and extra hot Habenero sauce and some of that Mexican hot sauce with the picture of the lady with the big boobies n the wrapper.

Almost two hours later I'm standing over my toilet wondering how science can use this to power a jet or something. This can't go to waste. I for one feel relived however.

[Zcustom]

is it really a burrito without the tortilla?

[The_Cannon]

No it's pretty much just chicken and rice and all that other stuff in a bowl. But they call it a naked burrito and it is incredible.

[Niner National]

We have a coffee variety in my office called jet fuel. I drank it a few times and almost achieved liftoff while on the toilet. I decided it was best for my body, the toilet, and my coworkers if I never drank it again.

[Zcustom]

Ya I know I was fuging with you Ted...

Love some Qdoba. Queso burrito with extra habanero sauce please!

[Mother Grabber]

We have a coffee variety in my office called jet fuel. I drank it a few times and almost achieved liftoff while on the toilet. I decided it was best for my body, the toilet, and my coworkers if I never drank it again.

So, does it count as a coffee enema if you drink the coffee. Same end result, right?

[Montsta]

We have a coffee variety in my office called jet fuel. I drank it a few times and almost achieved liftoff while on the toilet. I decided it was best for my body, the toilet, and my coworkers if I never drank it again.

Is that for the keurig? I have that flavor too in my office. The name alone makes me think twice about trying it.

[Scrumtrilescent]

A guy here had it the other week, we had to peel him off the ceiling.

[Niner National]

Is that for the keurig? I have that flavor too in my office. The name alone makes me think twice about trying it.

Yes, its a Keurig flavor. It's super dark and if you can last 15 minutes between finishing the cup and running to the bathroom, you deserve a medal.

[j2sgam]

What flavor is that? I need to be sure to get some, I just installed a Keurig at my office. ..

nevermind, I found the 'Jet Fuel' flavor...

[Razzy]

The last time I had that experience I melted through the porcelean.

[charlotte49er]

Same thing happens to me if I eat beef. Sunday I had some Chinese Lo-mein flavored with beef suce. Monday, I exploded!

That's why I stay away from that nasty beef!

[SOJA]

it's called cholula......it demands your respect

[frash.exe]