Observations of a Junkyard Dog

[mush]

For the past two years I've had a stray dog hang around my car lot. His owner hooked up with a chick from Monroe and he moved leaving the dog to his own means. He started hanging around my car lot so I took him in giving him a house and feeding him everyday. He's just about a 50 lb. lab mix dog and very intelligent.

I'm at this car lot 5 days a week right beside this dog. My observations:

1. It's amazing the ass this dog pulls. He doesn't move much, has a bad leg (he's about 8 yrs. old) but when dogs come in heat they somehow find him.

2. When the chicks come to him he won't eat. We make him a plate and it goes untouched til he's done fuging sometimes for 2-3 days. He may be 20 ft. from the food but doesn't care about it. While food is important, your pussy may have to take precedent over food sometimes.

3. He licks a lot of pussy. It seems like he's licking it more than he's trying to mount it. I guess it's a lot less work to give it a lick than trying to mount it for his age.

4. The younger chick are more wild. He had one young chick who would put her paws up on his shoulders and thrust her puss into his face back and forth then mount HIM from the back and bang her puss up against his back back and forth.

5. Looks are not important. Opportunities are rare. At his age in life he doesn't want to think about what he passed on....he takes everything he can get because every piece of ass is an opportunity. If he passes it up it's an option he can't ever get back.

[Ja Rhule]

For the past two years I've had a stray dog hang around my car lot. His owner hooked up with a chick from Monroe and he moved leaving the dog to his own means. He started hanging around my car lot so I took him in giving him a house and feeding him everyday. He's just about a 50 lb. lab mix dog and very intelligent.

I'm at this car lot 5 days a week right beside this dog. My observations:

1. It's amazing the ass this dog pulls. He doesn't move much, has a bad leg (he's about 8 yrs. old) but when dogs come in heat they somehow find him.

2. When the chicks come to him he won't eat. We make him a plate and it goes untouched til he's done fuging sometimes for 2-3 days. He may be 20 ft. from the food but doesn't care about it. While food is important, your pussy may have to take precedent over food sometimes.

3. He licks a lot of pussy. It seems like he's licking it more than he's trying to mount it. I guess it's a lot less work to give it a lick than trying to mount it for his age.

4. The younger chick are more wild. He had one young chick who would put her paws up on his shoulders and thrust her puss into his face back and forth then mount HIM from the back and bang her puss up against his back back and forth.

5. Looks are not important. Opportunities are rare. At his age in life he doesn't want to think about what he passed on....he takes everything he can get because every piece of ass is an opportunity. If he passes it up it's an option he can't ever get back.

No wonders women called us (men) dogs... damn bitches. Oh wait... :cam:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bitch

[Kettle]

It's really funny cuz I'm sure he's still flexible enough to lick himself.

[Hawk]

post of the week...but it makes me wonder if he's talking about a dog or about himself

[Guest]

*picture in my mind of Mush in a reclining chair watching dogs mate.*

Not pretty.

[Zcustom]

red rocket!

[Doyle]

Post a pic of him. I want to change my avatar.

[pstall]

hilarious. hahaha

[Jase]

this thread isn't about a dog, is it?

I feel like I've been slipped a secret much nugget of wisdom.

[mush]

Ol Buddy Ray died today. Heard he was dead about two hours before I showed up for work and verified it when I came in today. He died at 15 chasing a 4 year old in heat across the road. He had a gimp leg and couldn't make it across in time. He never crossed the road unless it was for a girl in heat this time he was not so lucky. RIP Buddy Ray. One of the most laid back and smart dogs I had ever come in contact with.

[Kevin Greene]

Damn, missed this thread the 1st time.

Was enjoying it to the end.

*sad face*

RIP