The Vertical Newton

[CarolinaCatBrigade]

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vertical%20newton

Thought I would share my favorite gameday position. It's even better when you have your Newton jersey on.

:cam:

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

[Montsta]

Me and my wife did what we now call "the horizontal Newton" last night. I think she was staring at my Newton Fathead while we did it. :(

[CarolinaCatBrigade]

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

I bet you got tons of viruses on your computer from looking poo up like this

[mwright350]

I bet you got tons of viruses on your computer from looking poo up like this

Urban Dictionary - clearly a front to give you viruses.

[mwright350]

Frankly if your Newton isn't vertical there's a good chance it's defective...or you broke it.

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

Why isnt anyone talking about their Newtons?.....

CCB just wants some dudes to talk about their newtons in a no homo way......

WHAT DOES A GUY GOTTA DO TO GET SOMEONE TALKIN ABOUT THEIR DAMN NEWTON !!!#$#$#!!!!!#!#%@!!!

[CarolinaCatBrigade]

Urban dictionary is like Websters dictionary. It's just urban. Come on people.

[mwright350]

Urban dictionary is like Websters dictionary. It's just urban. Come on people.

But everywhere on the internet that makes you laugh gives you viruses. There are legions of them lined up just outside of your PC just waiting to storm in. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. :jc:

[Herbert The Love Bug]

how do you get your weiners in someone's ear? I mean mine is tiny and I can't even get it in there. Though it does sound pleasurable.

..Maybe it meant rear?

[footballisasport]

how do you get your weiners in someone's ear? I mean mine is tiny and I can't even get it in there. Though it does sound pleasurable.

..Maybe it meant rear?

I have to LOL at the picture of The Golden Calf of Bristol kissing that guy.

I seriously wonder what would happen if The Golden Calf of Bristol announced that he was gay? I sometimes wonder if those who are on his bandwagon will stay.

The irony behind The Golden Calf of Bristol and all the worshipping he's getting is, it goes against everything that is Christianity.

[chef17]

Gay

[Bozarden]

Lol, it sure looks like it