If carolinahuddle.com/forum/carolina-panthers-football/ ran the Franchise...

[top dawg]

Dan Morgan, Deshaun Foster and Ken Lucas would be re-signed.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

You forgot that we would be playing a 3-4 defense.

Only this year though. Unless we finish the year with the #1 defense in every category we will switch back to a 4-3 (cause switching is so easy, didn't you know) And then again back to a 3-4 the following year if we don't have a #1 defense yet.

[E CaT PanTHer]

Jake Delhomme would be hung from his achilles tendons shortly after the Playoff lose, he then would be packaged with another player and sent a another team for a top teir player. Because even tho he is the worst QB ever to play in the NFL he has good/decent trade value.

Our D-line would now consist of the following new players Albert Haynesworth, Rocky Benard, Dewayne Robertson, and Chris Canty. We would also be 50 million over the cap because of this, but thats ok, our madden D-line rating would be AT LEAST 98.

Peppers would be traded to the (insert team) for 3 firsts, 5 seconds, a seventh (gotta get that back from the McNown trade!!!) a All-pro (player name here) and free puppies/kittens for every fan. This would be awesome because Peppers is/has (Aids/Clap/Homosexual/Emo/etc) and has vitrually no trade value what so ever, thus we have ripped someone off, which in itself is amazing because Marty Hurny is the worst GM ever.

Chad Johnson, Aquan Boldin, Brylon Edwards would be traded for, and this would be no problem what-so-ever.

We would have an open QB competition between Jay Cutler, Mike Vick, Brady Quinn, and Brett Farve.

John Fox would be stoned publicly after every lose, because he never changes his game plan: John Fox would be sent our virgin daughters and fed grapes by our Wives after ever win because he sticks to what works.

Mike Turgovac would be gone, his familily forced to change their names, his very existance stricken from this realm of existance..

Feel free to add your own...:nopity:

I can see it happening ...

[PanthersFanNY]

Kurb for GM!

:driving:

[nagai]

How could you forget the most important one? Delhomme will be hanged and the starting spot will be decided between Weinke, Carr and Vinny. Yeesh.

[pstall]

I concur with panthro on the tacos.

ME. Pstall would be in charge of the music and sound system.

I would BLOW UP the VIC Card promo. No more lame Bojangles tail gate.

Speaking of tailgate. I would either tear up a parking lot or find more space nearby and have just one big honking field. Set up free stuff at each corner all related to football and local football history.

FREQUENT buyer cards. After X # of purchases, you get free item. Except for beer.

Oh, speaking of beer...Beer salesman in the UPPER DECK.

[Peppers90 NC]

The roster would be filled with every player that ever put on a UNC uniform.

What are you? A lowly, bitter NC State fan?

[Fiz]

if i ran the franchise we'd be 16-0 every year and would have to grow extra fingers for all our superbowl rings

[outlaw4]

Oh, how fun. Let me start around 2006 or so...

- Jake would had been cut after the Philly game in 2006. Weinke would had ended the season, cut, and replaced by David Carr. Carr would had been benched by the 3rd quarter of the first game to be replaced by Matt Moore. Several journeymen, later, Matt Ryan was drafted only to be cut after losing to Arizona since losing a playoff game = being cut. At this point, we would had used up all our draft picks to pick up Stafford.

- Foxy would had been canned for Cowher who was given two years before he leaves the franchise in disarray and goes back to Pittsburgh. But that's okay because at least he would look pissed and yell every time our team lost cause that's what counts!

- Colbert and Carter would be dumped for Chad Johnson. After the fight between Smitty and Luc, Smitty is cut and replaced by Roy Williams. A contest ensues between Ocho Cinco, Williams, and Jarrett to see who would appear on PFT's Turd Meter the most in a season.

[X-Clown]

Oh, how fun. Let me start around 2006 or so...

- Jake would had been cut after the Philly game in 2006..

No, no, no, you got that wrong. Jake would have been cut in the Detroit game in 2005, because Weinke would have taken over the starting job after "The Drive" in which he threw the ball to Ricky Proehl 14 times in a row and beat the awesome machine that is the Detroit Lions defense. Brett Basanez would have been the starting choice by the end of the season.

[outlaw4]

No, no, no, you got that wrong. Jake would have been cut in the Detroit game in 2005, because Weinke would have taken over the starting job after "The Drive" in which he threw the ball to Ricky Proehl 14 times in a row and beat the awesome machine that is the Detroit Lions defense. Brett Basanez would have been the starting choice by the end of the season.

If we're going that far back, Jake would have been cut after the Buccaneers game in 2003. Start Rodney Peete!

Oh, and let's not forget Gamble's sorry ass would have been sent out of town a long time ago. Per the Huddle, he gives up big plays all the time.

[Jangler]

The Carolina Fire Ants! No one would fear the Carolina Fire Ants.