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If carolinahuddle.com/forum/carolina-panthers-football/ ran the Franchise...


Kurb

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This is the most brilliant thread I have ever witnessed...

Edit: Although I must stick up for AK. There's nothing wrong with being a fan (and hoping other fans were as passionate, more so throughout the stadium though than just psls).

Wasn't attacking him lol

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AK would run an internment camp for non passionate PSL owners.

OHHHH Good Idea!

;)

I have seriously considered starting a "Fan Union", not that the fans should have much if any say in how an organization is run, but we probably feel that way because we have good owners.

Imagine being a Lions Fan :eek:

It would be great though if the fans had a voice and someone to represent us and the things that we would like to see change.

Considering the fans are the ones who are financing this whole business, i dont think its that far fetched of an idea.

At least then the fans ideas/concerns would be clear with the Org. :hurray:

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You'd only need 1 shot to take out Catman. Presto

aaHHAHAHAHA- Funny story--

At last years MNF game against the Bucs my buddy was attending his FIRST GAME EVER!

He seen Catman and asked me if he would do a pic, I was like lets see!

So I go down, introduce myself and just wanted to tell the man thanks for helping me spread the word on the logo petition, then I asked for a picture with my friend, he was like ohh yeah, lets go- and I was like; "not me man, my buddy"

Dude thinks highly of himself lol lol

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I really like the black field idea. with all black uniforms and helmets, a black ball and invisability cloaks for our offense and defense. our dbs would carry lasers and we would refer to them as "laser cats".

Could we also get a BW-3's at the stadium?

:eek: AMAZING!

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Jake Delhomme would be hung from his achilles tendons shortly after the Playoff lose, he then would be packaged with another player and sent a another team for a top teir player. Because even tho he is the worst QB ever to play in the NFL he has good/decent trade value.

Our D-line would now consist of the following new players Albert Haynesworth, Rocky Benard, Dewayne Robertson, and Chris Canty. We would also be 50 million over the cap because of this, but thats ok, our madden D-line rating would be AT LEAST 98.

Peppers would be traded to the (insert team) for 3 firsts, 5 seconds, a seventh (gotta get that back from the McNown trade!!!) a All-pro (player name here) and free puppies/kittens for every fan. This would be awesome because Peppers is/has (Aids/Clap/Homosexual/Emo/etc) and has vitrually no trade value what so ever, thus we have ripped someone off, which in itself is amazing because Marty Hurny is the worst GM ever.

Chad Johnson, Aquan Boldin, Brylon Edwards would be traded for, and this would be no problem what-so-ever.

We would have an open QB competition between Jay Cutler, Mike Vick, Brady Quinn, and Brett Farve.

John Fox would be stoned publicly after every lose, because he never changes his game plan: John Fox would be sent our virgin daughters and fed grapes by our Wives after ever win because he sticks to what works.

Mike Turgovac would be gone, his familily forced to change their names, his very existance stricken from this realm of existance..

Feel free to add your own...:nopity:

You forgot that we would be playing a 3-4 defense.

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