If carolinahuddle.com/forum/carolina-panthers-football/ ran the Franchise...

[TerriblePizza]

Jake Delhomme would be hung from his achilles tendons shortly after the Playoff lose, he then would be packaged with another player and sent a another team for a top teir player. Because even tho he is the worst QB ever to play in the NFL he has good/decent trade value.

Our D-line would now consist of the following new players Albert Haynesworth, Rocky Benard, Dewayne Robertson, and Chris Canty. We would also be 50 million over the cap because of this, but thats ok, our madden D-line rating would be AT LEAST 98.

Peppers would be traded to the (insert team) for 3 firsts, 5 seconds, a seventh (gotta get that back from the McNown trade!!!) a All-pro (player name here) and free puppies/kittens for every fan. This would be awesome because Peppers is/has (Aids/Clap/Homosexual/Emo/etc) and has vitrually no trade value what so ever, thus we have ripped someone off, which in itself is amazing because Marty Hurny is the worst GM ever.

Chad Johnson, Aquan Boldin, Brylon Edwards would be traded for, and this would be no problem what-so-ever.

We would have an open QB competition between Jay Cutler, Mike Vick, Brady Quinn, and Brett Farve.

John Fox would be stoned publicly after every lose, because he never changes his game plan: John Fox would be sent our virgin daughters and fed grapes by our Wives after ever win because he sticks to what works.

Mike Turgovac would be gone, his familily forced to change their names, his very existance stricken from this realm of existance..

Feel free to add your own...:nopity:

Rofl. I love you Kurb.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

How dare you mock the awesome GM power of the huddle! How dare you!

Now excuse me while I return to writing my letter to Hurney about how we should trade our 1st rounder in 2010 and 2011 to trade up for Mark Sanchez.

[X-Clown]

The roster would be filled with every player that ever put on a UNC uniform.

You know you'd love to see Ronald Curry in a Panthers uniform, playing quarterback.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

The following legal name changes would take place:

John Kasay would become John Kasey.

Dan Connor would become Dan Conner.

We would also protest the league to force Adam Seward to be changed to Adam Steward...

[thefuzz]

put Gamble on Fitz...???

[PanthaSan]

I like the way you folks can sum up 45,000 threads.....

[2jakefansinva]

Cowher would be brought in as head coach. It would be announced at the stadium following the parade thru town, and he would give his acceptance speech in front of his newly unveiled statue.

[PowerlessDan]

I'd like a taco salesman walking the stairs of BoA

and a wing girl.

[PowerlessDan]

Damn, you beat me to it... but I was going to suggest naked cheerleaders... and they would be a LOT better looking than the current ones as I would be in charge of finding them.

We traded for the Eagles' cheerleaders.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

We would have a new head coach and QB after every single loss.... and half the wins.

[AKPantherFan]

The logo would be at the 50 yard line?

You covered the lunacy well, Kurb.

yes- the logo would be on the 50

[Jangler]

Didn't somebody say we should be able to use 12 players?

Edit: Yeah! It was a 4-4-4 defense!

[Panthro]

AK would run an internment camp for non passionate PSL owners.

[bleys]

This is the most brilliant thread I have ever witnessed...

Edit: Although I must stick up for AK. There's nothing wrong with being a fan (and hoping other fans were as passionate, more so throughout the stadium though than just psls).