If carolinahuddle.com/forum/carolina-panthers-football/ ran the Franchise...

[Kurb]

Jake Delhomme would be hung from his achilles tendons shortly after the Playoff lose, he then would be packaged with another player and sent a another team for a top teir player. Because even tho he is the worst QB ever to play in the NFL he has good/decent trade value.

Our D-line would now consist of the following new players Albert Haynesworth, Rocky Benard, Dewayne Robertson, and Chris Canty. We would also be 50 million over the cap because of this, but thats ok, our madden D-line rating would be AT LEAST 98.

Peppers would be traded to the (insert team) for 3 firsts, 5 seconds, a seventh (gotta get that back from the McNown trade!!!) a All-pro (player name here) and free puppies/kittens for every fan. This would be awesome because Peppers is/has (Aids/Clap/Homosexual/Emo/etc) and has vitrually no trade value what so ever, thus we have ripped someone off, which in itself is amazing because Marty Hurny is the worst GM ever.

Chad Johnson, Aquan Boldin, Brylon Edwards would be traded for, and this would be no problem what-so-ever.

We would have an open QB competition between Jay Cutler, Mike Vick, Brady Quinn, and Brett Farve.

John Fox would be stoned publicly after every lose, because he never changes his game plan: John Fox would be sent our virgin daughters and fed grapes by our Wives after ever win because he sticks to what works.

Mike Turgovac would be gone, his familily forced to change their names, his very existance stricken from this realm of existance..

Feel free to add your own...:nopity:

[Fireball77]

The logo would be at the 50 yard line?

You covered the lunacy well, Kurb.

[Kevin Greene]

If...

Peppers would be traded to the Eagles for our old 1st round pick and a 3rd.

Jason Kyle would be resigned, Ken Lucas' deal redone at a better cap figure.

Ziggy Hood would be our first pick, we'd trade up in the second to secure Jarron Gilbert.

With an extra $10 million still available in cap space the Panthers would be ready to pounce on talent when teams start making painful cap cuts. These mid level free agents would be plugged in at spots where depth is thin.

Hurney would be a genius for getting what we needed for the malingerer Peppers and assuring a healthy future for the Panther franchise.

And the Big Cat would be full strength by June.

[Jangler]

Black Helmets. Blue Helmets. Black Pants. Blue Pants. The field would be Black. There would be a logo in the center of the field, but you wouldn't be able to see it because the field would be black.

[Kurb]

Blue field like Boise State...

[Kurb]

PS: I didn't sticky this...

[X-Clown]

You forgot to add that we cut Ken Lucas so we could sign Nnamdi Asomghua for 100 million over the next five years.

And that Matt Cassel would be competing with the above mentioned quarterbacks for the starting job. Who cares if he makes 11.5 million this year? He put up insane numbers yo!!!

[Panthro]

I'd like a taco salesman walking the stairs of BoA

[Jangler]

The players would be wearing the alphabet on their jerseys, cuz all the numbers would be retired.

[Delhommey]

The players would be wearing the alphabet on their jerseys, cuz all the numbers would be retired.

And all the retirees would be coaches.

[Panthro]

The roster would be filled with every player that ever put on a UNC uniform.

[Chubbs McGee]

The Topcats would become the "Toplesscats"

[Darth Biscuit]

The Topcats would become the "Toplesscats"

Damn, you beat me to it... but I was going to suggest naked cheerleaders... and they would be a LOT better looking than the current ones as I would be in charge of finding them.

[frash.exe]

-Press releases galore from one half of the team officials constantly reminding the other half of the past as the only indicator to move forward and rapidly writing off all legitimate doubts about several players with broad generalizations and/or petty excuse making including but not limited to:

"he's taken us to a superbowl berth before"

"he was sick in 2007, i know, i wrote his prescription"

"he's a rookie, he's not blowing coverage because he's playing the wrong position"

...and many, many more.

-The uniforms will change every 6 weeks

-Darin Gantt will be hired as the webmaster for Panthers.com

-Mike Minter's no.30 will be retired, Mike Rucker's 93 will be retired, Kevin Greene's 91 will be retired, ...pretty much anyone who's ever amounted to anything on this team will have their jersey retired.