I have a cat problem

[natty]

There's a cat that's been at my back door for a couple hours now that's definitely in heat. I don't think it's a stray as it looks pretty well fed and healthy(but no collar). The thing is rubbing all over the stairs and won't go away. Every time I go to have a smoke it's trying to get inside and it's a fast little fuger. WW3 would break loose with my cat and dog if it got in.

How do I get rid of it?

[Jangler]

have some boiling hot water ready for your next smoke break.

[BBQ&Beer]

Is your cat fixed?

[natty]

Is your cat fixed?

My cat's a female, but yes spayed. She would probably fug up that cat if she got in. My cat is a fat, lazy slob but she's not afraid to throw her weight around. She's taken on a 50lb dog she can handle a 5lb cat.

[TNPanther]

[Floppin]

Do you have a squirt gun? Or a hose?

[Ja Rhule]

Get a dog.

[Doyle]

Rivera says we have a scat problem.

[charlotte49er]

Do you have a garage? Fix it a bed out there. It's cold and probably got out from someone house. Ask around to your neighbors.

I'm tired of a-holes harming cats and dogs.

[Carolina Mike II]

Did anyone else laugh at the fact Natty with the Wet Cat picture is having a cat issue...lol

[j2sgam]

There has never been a cat problem that a wrist-rocket and a 1/2in nut couldnt fix...

[Bronn]

mix vinegar and water in a spray bottle...

spray cat...

problem solved...

[Inimicus]

We had a real cat problem in the last neighborhood we lived in. Must have been a dozen "outdoor" cats. Not feral, just pets that were allowed to roam. Tried spraying them with the hose, vinegar solution in super soakers, pots of ice water, fox urine around the house, pounds of cayenne pepper in the flower beds, you name it we tried everything.

Solved it with a have-a-heart trap and some creativity.

We would catch cats and then do things like put paper tags on them with notes like:

"If I catch this cat again you'll never see it again"

"You have no idea what I did to this animal"

"Free range python food"

Or we would dye their fur bright green with some pet safe fur dye my wife bought.

We never hurt them or mistreated them beyond the trapping. My wife is an avid cat lover and likely treated them as well as their owners did.

After a few weeks of our catch and release program we didn't have a problem with cats.

[Mvp2014]

We had a real cat problem in the last neighborhood we lived in. Must have been a dozen "outdoor" cats. Not feral, just pets that were allowed to roam. Tried spraying them with the hose, vinegar solution in super soakers, pots of ice water, fox urine around the house, pounds of cayenne pepper in the flower beds, you name it we tried everything.

Solved it with a have-a-heart trap and some creativity.

We would catch cats and then do things like put paper tags on them with notes like:

"If I catch this cat again you'll never see it again"

"You have no idea what I did to this animal"

"Free range python food"

Or we would dye their fur bright green with some pet safe fur dye my wife bought.

We never hurt them or mistreated them beyond the trapping. My wife is an avid cat lover and likely treated them as well as their owners did.

After a few weeks of our catch and release program we didn't have a problem with cats.

That's awesome. I would do the water trick if it wasn't so damn cold. That cat would be dead in 10 minutes