99-year-old divorces wife after he discovered 1940s affair

[Brokenbad]

And you guys wonder why I hate old people so much.

Come the fug on man, he has no business divorcing her.

He is a dumbass to be married to her that long and never see the evidence.....

IT WAS THERE FOR 70 FLIPPING YEARS AND HE JUST NOW FOUND IT??!?!??!?

I am suprised the old bastard could read any print at all.

I bet the confrontation went like this:

Husband: "I can't believe..applesauce..what was I saying? Yea, I can't believe that you would...have you seen my underwear?"

Wife: "Yea honey, you are wearing them, it looks like you need a diaper change."

Husband: "Ehh?? I just had the oil changed"

Wife: "No honey, your underwear."

Husband: "Oh yea, I am divorcing you for cheating on me seventy years ago"

Wife: "Ehh, your cathater is leaking and you have virtigo?"

Husband: "Back to what I was saying, did you know there is this thing called the inner-net?"