Doncha hate when this happens?

[Mr. Scot]

Crocodile steals your lawnmower (link)

A giant saltwater crocodile named Elvis with an apparent affinity for household machinery charged at an Australian reptile park worker Wednesday before stealing his lawn mower.

Tim Faulkner , operations manager at the Australian Reptile Park, north of Sydney, was one of three workers tending to the lawn in Elvis' enclosure when he heard reptile keeper Billy Collett yelp. Faulkner looked up to see the 16-foot (5-meter), 1,100-pound (500-kilogram) crocodile lunging out of its lagoon at Collett, who warded the creature off with his mower.

"Before we knew it, the croc had the mower above his head," Faulkner said. "He got his jaws around the top of the mower and picked it up and took it underwater with him." The workers quickly left the enclosure. Elvis, meanwhile, showed no signs of relinquishing his new toy and guarded it closely all morning.

[Future of the Funchise]

Maybe he's planning on landscaping the bottom of his pond.

[thefuzz]

Some manscaping needed for the croc?

[charlotte49er]

So that's where Elvis retired to after Miami Vice. I wondered what happened to him.

[Mr. Scot]

I can accept that he might have had a valid need for it.

Still, he should have asked. Just taking it is rude.