What kind of co-worker do you hate the most at your job?

[Panthro]

so is the new job better?

[boo7382]

so is the new job better?

I don't start until January. It all got pushed back. Luckily my job now is nice enough to let me stay....plus they kind of need me. I am currently training my replacement.

6 weeks in and still not really grasping...

[Panthro]

this makes more sense.

time for more coffee

[Jbro]

I see/talk to my Co workers about 2 times a month and its usually for about 5 minutes so none of them bother me.

[Chimera]

This is just in the office I work in now.

The guy that is always in a bad mood. If you hate your job that much just quit.

Another one is a guy that ask you a question and after you give him the answer he acts like he knew the answer.

Have a woman that just sucks the life out of the office and is always bitching about something.

Then there is the one that runs straight to the manager if she doesnt like something. She is the rat in the office.

Other stuff is people always CYAing themselves. Sad thing is the office requires you to put everything in a turnover even the smallest of things.

Then you have the people that look busy all day but after all is done hasnt done that much.

Then you have the Supervisor that thinks he is better than you.

Im leaving this place next week.

Almost every single person I work with really pisses me off. I have never in my life been in an office environment with the range of emotions and bullpoo I have to go through every day. On top of that, I'm not paid anywhere near what I'm worth. I don't want to go into how crazy and two faced everyone is.

I don't fit in to this environment. If you are fit for sales, you should not work in an office with all anti social/socially inept people.

Not to mention that my boss is highly emotional and extremely unmotivated.

I work with 1 legit cool person.

And no one in my office watches sports, let alone football.

just sayin'

[Guest]

I"ve been alone in the office for most of this week. Every day seems like a Friday. Its been great.

[Zcustom]

the inbred redneck bitch who is our "customer service manager"

holy jeebus she's horrible. rude to customers, rude to employees, and dumb as a box of fuggin rocks.

anytime I get an email and she's copied she forwards the goddamn email to me. I was the recipient bitch!!!

Then theres the all caps emails, redneck words like borry (borrow), tomorry (tomorrow), irregardless, supposably

oh and she's a dirty smoker too, and all her shirts are 20 years old and too short so her muffin top is on display all day

[Davidson Deac II]

Bronco or Falcon fans.

And Cowboys fans.

[hepcat]

At my job, we are required to work on holidays, so we have a couple of designated "backfill" people who aren't really stationed at a particular site but bounce around from site to site if they need a refresher in case they need to cover someone, or so says my supervisor.

Well there is this one guy, let's call him Jim. Jim was in a motorcycle accident when he was a teenager. He has metal arms and legs and some mental issues. He also weighs about 500lbs at about 5'6. He actually had a stomach stapling to reduce his weight but he is still morbidly obese.

Well Jim has taken an interest in the site I work at and regularly comes around. We tend to work in pairs or alone so when he comes around, he just gets in your way. He really resembles a cartoon character. He says the strangest stuff like, one time he got stuck in a desk chair and yelled out "I feel like a bowl of cereal!" Or another time when I had a day off coming up I was showing him what he needed to do and he was like "Just bend me over the desk and show me where the Vaseline is." But this isn't the annoying part...he'll just sit over your shoulder while you work claiming how clueless he is (while he is the longest tenured person on the staff), tattle to the boss when you're late, perpetually ask if you have something for him to do, and then start pouting when you tell him to do something. Definitely one of the most interesting characters I've ever worked with.

tl;dr - I work with an obnoxious fat man.

[Chimera]

At my job, we are required to work on holidays, so we have a couple of designated "backfill" people who aren't really stationed at a particular site but bounce around from site to site if they need a refresher in case they need to cover someone, or so says my supervisor.

Well there is this one guy, let's call him Jim. Jim was in a motorcycle accident when he was a teenager. He has metal arms and legs and some mental issues. He also weighs about 500lbs at about 5'6. He actually had a stomach stapling to reduce his weight but he is still morbidly obese.

Well Jim has taken an interest in the site I work at and regularly comes around. We tend to work in pairs or alone so when he comes around, he just gets in your way. He really resembles a cartoon character. He says the strangest stuff like, one time he got stuck in a desk chair and yelled out "I feel like a bowl of cereal!" Or another time when I had a day off coming up I was showing him what he needed to do and he was like "Just bend me over the desk and show me where the Vaseline is." But this isn't the annoying part...he'll just sit over your shoulder while you work claiming how clueless he is (while he is the longest tenured person on the staff), tattle to the boss when you're late, perpetually ask if you have something for him to do, and then start pouting when you tell him to do something. Definitely one of the most interesting characters I've ever worked with.

tl;dr - I work with an obnoxious fat man.

I'm only 481 lbs.

[Johnny Rockets]

I work in an office of about 1,600+ people. Typical corporate USA company. I have about 20 people in my immediate area and we all work with the senior management of our company. I can honestly say that in my 11+ years here I have never had a problem with anyone I have worked with or encountered. I can't even think of any real drama or backstabbing that has gone on. I tend to get along with almost anyone but everyone here seems to get along and always has. I am not sure why our office is like that but I've been very lucky to work with great people. Sorry for the rest of you. Suck my balls.

[boo7382]

just sayin'

No, we have one of those already.

She's the one that throws you under the bus every chance she gets, has her head so far up my boss' ass she can taste the back of his throat, finds enjoyment in ruining our clients' days when they do something wrong and it sets them back.

She can't do anything on her own so she is constantly asking my boss to handle her problems for him, while in the meantime, I have to make sure he stays on track and is producing what we need to do in order to make deadlines for our prospects. I have no idea how she has managed to function as an employee for the past 3 years when I know how to do her job better than she does, and that's just from knowledge Ive picked up working here.

She gets bored and creates pointless bullpoo work she "needs done immediately" for her clients, which inadvertently creates more work for everyone in the office, including me. She expects when she needs something done, for everything to be forgotten and the focus to immediately go on her and what she needs.

She is on some power trip all the time. So she is constantly trying to boss people around and tell them what to do. When we are trying to make decisions like where to go for lunch, she will choose somewhere else and claim "she doesn't like that place" JUST for the sake of being difficult and forcing everyone to go her way. When she doesn't get her way she pouts and stomps around like an 8 year old.

On top of all of that, she talks to herself constantly....I mean to the point where I seriously think she needs help. I listen to her argue with herself in her office. She is always in a pooty mood because her husband hates her so much b/c she's always nagging and bitching and forced him to marry her, have kids etc.

She is also the woman with the crackhead looking kids that shoves their pictures in your face every 3 weeks and wants you to compliment her on how cute they are.

They look like they are high and fuged up all the time.

[Scrumtrilescent]

The ones that take last cup of coffee and don't bother to make another pot...

Get a Keurig you cheap bastards.

[Guest]

No, we have one of those already.

She's the one that throws you under the bus every chance she gets, has her head so far up my boss' ass she can taste the back of his throat, finds enjoyment in ruining our clients' days when they do something wrong and it sets them back.

She can't do anything on her own so she is constantly asking my boss to handle her problems for him, while in the meantime, I have to make sure he stays on track and is producing what we need to do in order to make deadlines for our prospects. I have no idea how she has managed to function as an employee for the past 3 years when I know how to do her job better than she does, and that's just from knowledge Ive picked up working here.

She gets bored and creates pointless bullpoo work she "needs done immediately" for her clients, which inadvertently creates more work for everyone in the office, including me. She expects when she needs something done, for everything to be forgotten and the focus to immediately go on her and what she needs.

She is on some power trip all the time. So she is constantly trying to boss people around and tell them what to do. When we are trying to make decisions like where to go for lunch, she will choose somewhere else and claim "she doesn't like that place" JUST for the sake of being difficult and forcing everyone to go her way. When she doesn't get her way she pouts and stomps around like an 8 year old.

On top of all of that, she talks to herself constantly....I mean to the point where I seriously think she needs help. I listen to her argue with herself in her office. She is always in a pooty mood because her husband hates her so much b/c she's always nagging and bitching and forced him to marry her, have kids etc.

She is also the woman with the crackhead looking kids that shoves their pictures in your face every 3 weeks and wants you to compliment her on how cute they are.

They look like they are high and fuged up all the time.

Fight her. You know you want to.