What kind of co-worker do you hate the most at your job?

[Montsta]

I'm a 9-5 office drone, and I was wondering if anybody other than me has wanted to do an Edward Norton Fight Club scene at their office? The people I work with are really starting to get to me, and I'm afraid I might snap one day.

For instance:

The guy that ALWAYS leaves his dirty coffee mug in the sink because he is too important to clean it or put it in the dishwasher himself.

The old cranky kankle lady that wears the super overpowering old lady perfume. I can literally smell her coming from down the hallway.

The woman that gives me a pissy look every single time she walks into the copy room and I'm already on the copier. "How long are you going to be?" As long as I need to be dumb beezy. Walk your single, bitter cat-lady ass to the other side of the building and use the copier over there.

and finally...

The person that constantly gets the copier jammed and just walks away. Seriously? I want to punch you in the face.

I've been to prison before and sometimes I just feel like the guys in there are much more civil and respectful than the people here.

Sorry

/rant.

[Panthro]

Wait so anal rape in the copy room?

[Montsta]

Wait so anal rape in the copy room?

She said she wanted it duplexed, so I took a shot and claimed ignorance. :D

[Scrumtrilescent]

People who fulfill the Peter Principle.

[pawsandclaws]

When I was in that environment as a construction Project Manager I literally got hundreds of emails a day. Most of it CYA stuff from everybody but still a poo load.

I had people walk up to my desk like 3 minutes after they sent an email and say"Did you get my email?

I wanted to respond uh yeah because I just sit here and wait to pounce on anything you send me in between games of Peggle. If you want a quick answer just walk over here and ask me goofball.

[Scatter Brain]

The live ones...

[pstall]

The indestructible arguer. You can show him video of something and he still would disagree or agrue against it.

[GritsRgreat]

lazy

[Panthro]

I do a lot of work with the Fed and Dod and my resellers are always so damn scared to write anything in the bid responses.

I'll get an email per question asking for my input. They copy everyone and their mother for CYA purposes and say thanks thats should do it...then bam another question. Just send the the damn thing and let me fill it out for you.

[pawsandclaws]

I do a lot of work with the Fed and Dod and my resellers are always so damn scared to write anything in the bid responses.

I'll get an email per question asking for my input. They copy everyone and their mother for CYA purposes and say thanks thats should do it...then bam another question. Just send the the damn thing and let me fill it out for you.

This. The serial cc'er. Yeah everyone in the company needs to know you are replacing a screw that the specs didn't call for.

[Khaki Lackey]

The flamboyant gay, gun enthusiast, Ron Paul supporting, conspiracy theorist, close talker.

[TNPanther]

I don't work in an office setting (I'm pretty sure that's not too common among college students) but I do work at a 4 star Italian restaurant during the summers and winter breaks. There's this one waiter who is so nosy that it annoys the poo out of everyone there. He's always trying to get into everyone's personal lives for unknown reasons. He's 18 and was already married until his wife beat him up for watching porn; now he's getting divorced. At 18!!! He doesn't know the menu and always screws up orders, but the owner feels too sorry for him to fire him.

[tarheelblue89]

Someone who tells me how "they would do it". Holy poo thanks for the tip buddy.

[KillerKat]

The co-worker that won't shut the fug up!