15 Thing White Girls Love to Do on Facebook

[GritsRgreat]

Another status from Grits' facebook.

"Uncle grits is taking Myla and me to see Justin BIEBER TONIGHT OMG LOL!!! Although, I didn't even know he was going to be in town tonight. And I never even knew I had an uncle until he said he finally found me after I uploaded that video of Marcy and me dancing in our underwear to Party in the USA. Oh well, BIEBER!!!!!"

Meh, i'm oldschool. I hand out cigs to the young trailor park girls. Works everytime. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

[LifeisaGarden]

This is why Boo and Kurb are the only white girls on my facebook friends list. The rest are all made up of other ethnicities or are trannys. White girls are annoying and overrated.

UT HUMMM! :skep:

[Davidson Deac II]

My facebook page feed right now has 3 Panther updates, one of my friends daughters taking a picture of herself in the mirror wearing her underwear, and 3 pictures of battleships (Arizona, Oklahoma, and Iowa). Three of my favorite things. :)

[mav1234]

It is very creepy that one of your favorite things is your friend's daughter in her underwear.

[GritsRgreat]

It is very creepy that one of your favorite things is your friend's daughter in her underwear.

Depends on her age.

[mav1234]

...no, still fairly creepy even if she's legal, because it being a favorite thing implies a familiarity with it that is just weird.

[mav1234]

Depends on her age.

suppose there are some circumstances in which it wouldn't be all that creepy, but in general it seems creepy due to the implication of familiarity with it...

[SmootsDaddy89]

I thought his three favorite things were those battleships

[Davidson Deac II]

It is very creepy that one of your favorite things is your friend's daughter in her underwear.

Three favorite things

Panthers

Battleships

20 something girls posting provocative pictures (and the parent is not a close friend :))

[Carolina Husker]

WTF, that's the email sig of a purchasing chica here...

There's a 0% chance her career doesn't come to a halt in some completely random, totally unecessary and avoidable emotional mid-morning office meltdown.

[Cat]

I rarely see any of that stuff going on. Must have blocked all the annoying ones ages ago.

[mav1234]

Three favorite things

Panthers

Battleships

20 something girls posting provocative pictures (and the parent is not a close friend :))

ahhhh there we go, way less creepy :)

I forget that facebook friends are not always what you'd refer to as friends much outside of facebook, sorry!

[Future of the Funchise]

this thread started off slow, but gets pretty good around page for. I'm thoroughly entertained lol.

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

Who wants to be my Facebook friend? Right now only Bleys is, I need more Panther fans in my life.