Morning sex before work

[Inimicus]

We never seem to have the energy to unpack everything and put up the plastic sheeting in the mornings.

[Guest]

Morning sex is only good if you're with that person in some kind of relationship. I've been woken up by a girl wanting to have some morning time sexy relations, and the night before wanting to have just that kind of relation, but the next morning be thinking of ways to make her leave ala Barney Stinson.

One of my best sex mornings... This girl spent the night at my house. When we woke up in the morning she proceeded to give me a great bj. After I was done she said "well I guess I better get going". :cool: I remember waving goodbye, strolling down the driveway to grab the morning paper, big ass grin on my face and a spring to my step. Good times...good times...

[Johnny Rockets]

One of my best sex mornings... This girl spent the night at my house. When we woke up in the morning she proceeded to give me a great bj. After I was done she said "well I guess I better get going". :cool: I remember waving goodbye, strolling down the driveway to grab the morning paper, big ass grin on my face and a spring to my step. Good times...good times...

lol...been there. Best part is when the neighbors are out and see her do the walk of shame and you walk out to get the paper right after she leaves, look over and wave and say "Top o' the morning to ya!". They hate that.

[Murph]

Closest thing I get to morning sex is catching a glimpse of wife undressing for her shower before she slams the bathroom door in my face & tells me to go wake up the kids and get them ready for school.

FML

[thefuzz]

My girl is a night owl. I go to bed at midnight every night, and wake up at 8 am every morning.

On the rare days that we have off together there is usually morning sex, but I have most likely been up for a couple of hours before it goes down.

This past weekend for example. I go to be around 12, she comes in around 2 ish. I get up at 8 and go get coffee and play Red Dead Undead, she gets up at 10 45 and comes in to let me know it's time to bang. I press pause, do my deal, and come back out and play while she must now take a shower.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

morning sex is great...but if I catch a whiff of your kitten breath......

[cookinwithgas]

You have been replaced by a Cam Newton mask.

Wow now all I can think of is your wife thinking "So this is what Cam would look like if he were locked in a mine shaft and given nothing but Cheetos to eat for 5 years".

[teeray]

You know, I always thought the worst part about getting married is that the girl you just banged is actually still in my bed in the morning.

Your work out is finished. Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode.

[Epistaxis]

With little kids you end up with the "whenever the kids are asleep and be sure to lock the door" sex.

Morning, late night, middle of the night...whatever, I'm down.

[Johnny Rockets]

Morning, late night, middle of the night...whatever, I'm down.

Call me....wait, nevermind.

[Scrumtrilescent]

lol...been there. Best part is when the neighbors are out and see her do the walk of shame and you walk out to get the paper right after she leaves, look over and wave and say "Top o' the morning to ya!". They hate that.

I'm pretty sure it's you saying "Top o' the morning to ya" that actually pisses them off.

[Johnny Rockets]

I'm pretty sure it's you saying "Top o' the morning to ya" that actually pisses them off.

lol...you might be onto something there. I failed to mention that I am usually wearing a robe that is left open blowing in the wind with nothing on underneath also.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

oh nice....a great way to show off your overly engorged balls

[Scrumtrilescent]

I wish I still had that picture.