Morning sex before work

[SCP]

Gotta love it. It's the next best thing to that post Thanksgiving poop. The wife woke me up this morning by ripping the covers off the bed after her shower. I proceeded to tap that ass. Today was uber productive. Setting sales records.

[Guest Irv]

[MCP]

I think I remember something about that, but that was happening about the same time as the lunch time sex, and the after work sex, and the wake me up in the middle of the night sex, and the lets pull over and have sex sex.

[SCP]

We're married. No towels needed anymore.

[Jase]

ah, before work morning sex, usually followed by during-work, mid-morning nap.

[SCP]

Actually it was followed by a Venti Skinny Vanilla Latte at Starbucks. I would have felt ghey ordering it but I just finished banging my wife, so I ordered with confidence in my manhood.

[charlotte49er]

My co-workers always claimed when I started my day off with sex. they said I smiled a lot more, was overall much happier person to be around. :D

There was even talk about them hiring a hooker to come over every morning just to give me a BJ before I came to work. (I'm sure my Fiancee at the time, wouldn't have approved of that. Of course, she wasn't going to do it.)

[4Corners]

did u lick her booty hole

[Cat]

Morning sex before work is great. I always get a reminder of it around 9-9:30, that's the only bad part (some girls might know what I mean)

[Darth Biscuit]

Anytime sex is good with me...

[lightsout]

Not in a position of negotiation. However, when I get mine, it's usually in the following order:

1-2 times at night.

Get woken up once. Bang. Sleep.

Wake up between 7:30 and 8 (STRICTLY in that time-frame, never fails). Bang again.

Go about day. Mid-day sex is a possibility. Sometimes a BJ.

So we're looking at 4-5 times in less than 24 hours. I love those days.

[cookinwithgas]

Does she still make you wear that mask with my face on it?

[Hawk]

I have sex whenever the hell I want it....of course, I might be alone, but it's still sex damn it

[Hotsauce]

Wife not a morning person therefore:

Mornings before 9am = no sexy time