This may change your mind on telling your wife to fix you something to eat!

[charlotte49er]

Wife Cooks Husband!

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/wtvr-pakistani-wife-kills-and-cooks-husband-20111125,0,3049096.story

A Pakistani woman is being held on suspicion of killing her husband, cutting him up and trying to cook the pieces, Karachi police said Friday.

Wasn't this a movie?I want to say with Raul Julia, but I'm not sure.

I wonder what wine you serve with baked husband. A Nice Chianti maybe? Then there's the side dishes. I'm thinking potato's, Au Grautin for sure! Or a rice pilaf? Husbands are probably pretty greasy, so I'm thinking steamed vegetables.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I would do it Fried Green Tomatoes style and just make Chili with him

[MCP]

Never ever say "make ME dinner" to a woman like that.

[Inimicus]

How do you get the "nice Chianti" quote in there and then not throw the fava beans in the side dishes?

[Jase]

shoulda called up some friends and had them for dinner instead.

[charlotte49er]

How do you get the "nice Chianti" quote in there and then not throw the fava beans in the side dishes?

Good call on the Fava Beans!

And if you tell your wife to get her B**** A** in the kitchen and make you a sammich. If she comes out with a cleaver in her hand and tells you she needs some "head cheese"! I'd run!

(Or in my case, kick my power chair into "Rabbit" mode and boogie out of there! Rabbit mode with a level 6 is just slightly slower the "Ludacris Spped"!)

[Kitten Diver]

Anyone heard from Saltman lately?