MR. Vick to do Construction work

[dexterpyro]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-vickbankruptcy&prov=ap&type=lgns

NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (AP)—A lawyer for suspended NFL star Michael Vick told a bankruptcy court Thursday that the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback has lined up a construction job for when he gets out of prison.

Vick, 28, appeared in court for the first time in his bankruptcy case to explain to a judge how he plans to emerge from his financial problems. Before the hearing began, he turned around to wave and smile at family members sitting in the courtroom. He is expected to testify before the proceeding wraps up on Friday.

“You will hear from Mr. Vick his future intentions, how he’s going to change the way he lives his life,” his lawyer, Michael Blumenthal, told U.S. Bankrputcy Judge Frank J. Santoro.

Wow how the mighty have fallen...

[dimbee]

I'm sorry, but the dude will be useless on a jobsite.

Boss: "Hey, Mike, I need you to fir out that wall 1.5", then make sure that load point is carried all the way to the foundation, ok? Also, check the TJI's below to be sure we have a double to carry that load to the pier. We might need to header off that TJI above to accommodate for the plumbing pipes."

Mike: "Ummmmm, what, dog?"

[Jangler]

He should be working for the humane society.

[southcakalac]

I'm sorry, but the dude will be useless on a jobsite.

Boss: "Hey, Mike, I need you to fir out that wall 1.5", then make sure that load point is carried all the way to the foundation, ok? Also, check the TJI's below to be sure we have a double to carry that load to the pier. We might need to header off that TJI above to accommodate for the plumbing pipes."

Mike: "Ummmmm, what, dog?"

He would be a "helper" not going out by himself.

[PowerlessDan]

Bring me a hole-puller and a sky-hook from the truck.

[southcakalac]

Bring me a hole-puller and a sky-hook from the truck.

Exactly

[dimbee]

He would be a "helper" not going out by himself.

Yes, that's what I was assuming. Such work is what "helpers" do.

[dimbee]

I can't wait to hear the stories about the old hands sending Mike to fetch the "2x4 stretcher" and the "plywood flattener"

[mantal]

He'll sit in the office and surf the net, taking a job from one of his homies would be my guess...

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

This will never work. Vick doesn't know spanish.

[dimbee]

Ron Mexico?? Come on... he can relate

[Fireball77]

LOL it will probably be like those "jobs" alumni give college football players. All dough, no show.

[Boltergeist]

Vick in construction = dressing up with 4 other guys to lipsync YMCA.

[2jakefansinva]

Perfect time to get a job in construction. DUMBASS