All things are possible thru the power and glory of Booze.

[Future of the Funchise]

As beer is my witness. I WILL SURVIVE THIS HELL OF A NIGHT. Can I get an amen?!?!?

[Future of the Funchise]

Well *** yall to then... Where's CoolPepper? I need him to post that Joe Tex song again. Tonight I will not be bumping any big fat woman.

[lightsout]

You will only drink agnostic drinks in this household! Dr. Pepper and diet Dr. Pepper only!

[Future of the Funchise]

unless it's mixed with whiskey i'll pass tonight. need something potent. somehow i allowed myself to get pulled into going on a double date with my buddy and his girl, and his girls fat friend... sweet jesus pray for me.

[lightsout]

unless it's mixed with whiskey i'll pass tonight. need something potent. somehow i allowed myself to get pulled into going on a double date with my buddy and his girl, and his girls fat friend... sweet jesus pray for me.

Well, it's cold out. So, maybe she can sit on you in the car and keep you warm.

[PanthaSan]

unless it's mixed with whiskey i'll pass tonight. need something potent. somehow i allowed myself to get pulled into going on a double date with my buddy and his girl, and his girls fat friend... sweet jesus pray for me.

Pics or........ :D

[Jangler]

praise The Golden Calf of Bristol...wait what?

[Kettle]

did you hit it? alcohol impairs judgement you know. is that what you were going for?

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

get it, do you hombre.

[cookinwithgas]

end up taking one for the team?

[Mother Grabber]

Did you make her pay for her own dinner?

[Future of the Funchise]

she paid for my drinks and my dinner... and no i didn't hit it.

[HearMeRoar]

Jack and Coke are getting me through the night. Alcohol make my problems seem less important until at least until the next morning when I'm sober