How to kindly asking friends to GTO of your house...

[Jangler]

Yep...

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[Hotsauce]

Talk about how tired you are then thank them for coming.

I did this, many times. I even cleaned EVERYTHING in front of them, put away all the food, washed all the dishes, and they just chilled on the couch, watched TV and drank beer.

I was fuging pissed, and wanted to be like, umm get the **** out, k thanks!

[Inimicus]

Ive always liked the old standby

"You mother fugers don't have to go home...

But you got to get the fug up outta here"

Never once cost me a friend.

[Panthro]

What irks me is when people are asked to bring food over and they go all fuging cheap. I spent $100+ on meat and I would appreciate you bringing more than some gotdamned hummus

[Hotsauce]

What irks me is when people are asked to bring food over and they go all fuging cheap. I spent $100+ on meat and I would appreciate you bringing more than some gotdamned hummus

For real.

I have friends that will always bring over Lays potato chips and french onion dip to every cookout! Most people bring a good salad, or a filling side, a fancy appetizer, or a good dessert.

This couple. Bad of chips and crappy dip = $3.75

[Toolbox]

lol I have the opposite problem everytime I go see friends and family they never want me to leave!

[Hotsauce]

lol I have the opposite problem everytime I go see friends and family they never want me to leave!

Unless you are a hot mid 20's, bid tittied, chick who likes to get drunk and takes off the clothes...yo ass can leave!

[Razzy]

Be blunt, but nice.

"Guys, I'm getting really tired and want to sleep. Could you guys take off soon?"

[jasonluckydog]

tell them to suck your cock or leave.

That works cause I always get to stay.

[Doyle]

Try this.

[GSQUARED]

Shoot them with a paintball gun

[Hairless Cat]

I just tell them I need to change my colostomy bag

[DC Amp]

[Happy Panther]

I have been hosting a few get togethers recently.

Some of my friends do not get the message when it is time to go.

How do I nicely tell them to leave, without telling them to leave flat out?

:sifone:

What time are we talking? When we host I always plan on drinking and shooting the poo for a while.