I caught shit from a fat squirrel

[PantherBrew]

Bout double the weight of a normal squirrel. Fat bastage would not stop talking poo.

so I shot his ass.

Squirrel gravy for breakfast.

Discuss.

[Kramerica]

With a side of baby deer sausage?

[PantherBrew]

With a side of baby deer sausage?

Nah, my dog ate it.

[Kevin Greene]

When you shot that fat bastard, what kind of beer were you drinking?

[PantherBrew]

When you shot that fat bastard, what kind of beer were you drinking?

Arrogant bastard.

Ironic, I know.

[Jangler]

Did you at least wait until he found his nuts?

[PantherBrew]

Did you at least wait until he found his nuts?

He hadn't seen his nuts in years, and I did not have the time nor the patience.

Next question.

[Kevin Greene]

How many cartwheels backwards did he do after the bullet hit him?

Or was it more of a wtf was that? Oh, I''m dead.

[The_Cannon]

He hadn't seen his nuts in years, and I did not have the time nor the patience.

Next question.

Come on if you're shooting squirrels you have both the time and the patience.

[PantherBrew]

How many cartwheels backwards did he do after the bullet hit him?

Or was it more of a wtf was that? Oh, I''m dead.

I shot him in the face with a crossbow.

Daryl the walking dead style.

If he could have said something, I am sure he would have commented on the taste of titanium arrows.

next question.

[Squirrel]

This thread makes me sad. :(

[Hawk]

did ya hit it?

[Squirrel]

Of course.

[Kevin Greene]

Of course.

At the time the titanium rod was passing through the fat bastards' cranium did you feel a massive disturbance in The Force?