So I walking into work yesterday...

[Future of the Funchise]

And I see one of my favorite coworkers. I walk up to her to give her a hug and she turns me around pushes me up against the wall grabs my ass and says your my bitch tonight. O_O crazy old brazillian bitch continued from there to molest me the whole night.

[CamtonOhio]

Your first strap on experience?

[Kettle]

did you hit it?

[Murph]

The moment you get tired of her, file a $500,000 lawsuit against her and your company for sexual harassment.

jk

[thefuzz]

Why doesn't this pass the sniff test?

[CarolinaNCSU]

Well you can either claim rape or stop complaining...unless you liked it.

[hepcat]

Just saw the movie "Horrible Bosses" and Jennifer Aniston was awesome in it. This sort of reminded me of that movie.

[Future of the Funchise]

The moment you get tired of her, file a $500,000 lawsuit against her and your company for sexual harassment.

i could really use the money.