I 5HIT the bed....

[Hotsauce]

So I am staying at a Marriott for business this whole week. They have delicious fresh baked cookies in the concierge lounge. they are those warm gourmet, large chocolate chunky cookies.

I got 2 cookies and a glass of milk, bought it to my room, sat the glass of milk on the bed stand, the cookies on a napkin on the white comforter.

Phone rang, talked to wife for 15 mins, forgot about cookies.

I jumped into bed, realized that I not only smashed the cookies, but smeared their chocolatey goodness all over this plush white bed spread....

It's night #2 out of 5 and I have a giant chocolate skid mark where my ass would normally land on the bed....the housekeeping staff will think I 5hit the bed.

Good stuff....:patriot:

[GSQUARED]

GIFSoup

[DC Amp]

I'm sure they've seen worse.

[The_Cannon]

So what I'm gathering is that you ate those delicious chocolate chip cookies. Then they gave you the bubble guts and you actually sh*t all over your plush Marriot bed and now you're trying to justify it?

[mav1234]

Leave a tip... if you want to explain yourself, leave a note... doubt they'll care.

[Guest Irv]

write "Howdy ho" next to the skidmark

[Boltergeist]

Housekeeping will wonder what meme you saw where bricks will be shat

[Razzy]

If you can somehow make the stain vaguely look like the face of a religious figure, you get bonus points.

[jasonluckydog]

Leave a note? Most don't speak or read Engrish.

[Wither]

It won't smell which will stump the hell out of them.

[Jbro]

So you poo the bed and figured if you lied on a message board you could convince yourself you didn't poo the sheets??? I do that daily.

[Wither]

At least it was the bed and not your pants while in a public bathroom and your car is about 100ft away from the door.

[Hotsauce]

Left Do not disturb tag on door....