Representation about me and my outlooks on life

[Epistaxis]

The Russian mafia scares the ever lovin' poo out of me.

Those guys make the Sicilians of the 20s and 30s look like boyscouts.

But I'm sure this girl is cool.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I say hit it..........

What could possibly go wrong?

just pull out...don't wanna risk it

[Jase]

just pull out...don't wanna risk it

nah

[jasonluckydog]

That guy has his girlfriend in the scam what a shame making her hold a banana like that.

[Hawk]

the fact that she even took the picture with the banana tells me one of two things....she's one hell of a gal and would be alot of fun....or she's a pro, perhaps working with others to screw you over...I haven't decided!

I haven't seen anything that she has asked for anything, other than personal information and potentially a ticket out....so I'm leaning towards hell of a gal!!!

[Montsta]

Well with her English and writing skills, she would be in the top 5% of posters here.

[Hawk]

surprised you added the % symbol into that phrase!!!!

[thefuzz]

Go for it Skew, what could possibly go wrong?

[mmmbeans]

why'd the photo change?

[Mvp2014]

way to much time and energy but Russian girls are awesome. I had a fling with a girl from Moscow last year, she came over very young. Great girl.. moved to Manhattan

[Montsta]

My best friend can read, write, and speak Russian. His family is Russian and he was the first one born in the states. I'll ask him to say write something charming in Russian via worldtext and I'll copy and paste it in a PM for you. Hook, line, and sinker.

[Panther'sBigD]

I'm betting it's a scam and someone is putting her up to it, and in that case, I say get her to take pictures of herself doing as many wacky things as you can.

[Skew]

Dude..no way...she totally takes it in the pooper...

I really do appreciate an experts opinion.

Thanks Ellen.

The things people do and say to others on the internet that they wouldn't admit to doing IRL saddens me every day. You shouldn't of even responded to her if your intentions were to just fug with her.

No worries. I haven't responded. And if I do, I'd only ask her for nude photos of herself with an octopus. Nothing weird or anything.

She's too good for you

In a related story: Scientists announced today that water is wet.

[Kevin Greene]

I say hit it..........

What could possibly go wrong?

Buy her a drink, but do a Crocodile Dundee check before you take her home: