Representation about me and my outlooks on life

[Skew]

(names have been changed to protect the innocent. And I know how you guys can be assholes)

Tue, November 1, 2011 4:07:54 PM

Representation about me and my outlooks on life

From: "*******@yahoo.com" <*********@yahoo.com> Add to Contacts

To: "Skew" <***********@bellsouth.net>

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Hello dear "Skew". How are you today? I hope, that at you all is

good. Thanks for your letter. I am sorry for my overdue answer. Here

in the Internet of cafe is webcam. I shall find out about use webcam.

Later I shall inform you on it. Please, send me your some photos! My

intentions and words sincere. I am not going to deceive you and I do

not wish to be deceived. Sincere relations are necessary to me. I

visit the Internet cafe at first my opportunity and I check my mail

from you. I am very much pleased, when I find out your letters. If our

friendship goes upwards, I am assured, that we shall be very happy

with you. I have ripened and now I wish to have my own family with the

loving good husband. For me not the problem to live in other country

with my husband. Also I would like to visit Russia and my parents when

there will be an opportunity. "Skew", at me is present to you it is

a lot of questions and I would like to ask them in the messages, I

hope you will allow to me answers to them - ok? You for me the nice

person, and on this for me it is important to know your opinion on

some things. I come to internet cafe because I want to acquaintance

with guy from other country, in our country many men are rough, and

almost of them always drink. My girl friend went to the Spain this

year and now live there with beloved man, they met by internet. I want

to tell to you about myself more in detail. I live in Russia - Syzran

city. It's beautiful and green city. Our city is not very big but

there are a lot of noteworthy places, nature is very wonderful. We

have theater, native museum and many other architecture places. I

never was outside Russia. I very much love summer, because is warm and

is green. My Birthday on December, 10th 1981. I like to cook very much

especially I like Russian food. I am not very good at of other

countries food or some others but I prefer the food, which was made at

home but not in other places. We have different kinds of sporttoo like

football, hockey. I like different kinds of music, it is usually

depends on my spirits. For example, when I feel sad I listen to

classical music. I don't have a man here as it is difficult to find a

good man in Russia. I had serious relations but we parted with him.

But it is another story and I will tell you it in another letter. I

think you differ from Russian men. I see that you are a clever, kind,

tender man this is one of the reasons why I want to write you. I don't

smoke, drink and have no bad habits. I can have a glass of wine for

some occasions. My favourite colour is violet, as it is a colour of

fantasy. I studied English at school and at university. I studied at

university SGU Samara State university. I studied there 5 years at

economic faculty. My speciality "the finance and credits". I would

like to have my own business and I don't mind to have my own

restaurant. I don't have any brothers, sister, cousins. It is pleasant

to me romantic relations between the man and the woman, but probably

all women dream to get acquainted with good the person to have with

him beautiful romantic relations. But frequently such things come to

an end very quickly. I have no intention to spend myself on such

acquaintances. While I have not met in the life of such person to

which I would decide to give myself and the life. But me it would be

desirable to find such person. I think, that for the woman the main

thing to have in a life not career or other success, and strong family

and the favourite person beside what to care of him. Tell please, you

dream to meet what woman in the life? Excuse Alexander, that I ask you

to discuss such frank thing with the person whom you know couple of

days. But it is interesting to me to know it about you. I have shortly

written to you my outlooks on life if to you there will be it

interesting, that we can discuss these themes in more detail then. I

to send you other photo. I hope to you it is pleasant. I shall wait

for yours e-mail. Yours faithfully Mariya

[Jase]

did you hit that yet?

[Skew]

Tue, November 1, 2011 8:40:45 PM

Re: Representation about me and my outlooks on life

From: "Skew" <********@bellsouth.net>View Contact

To: *********@yahoo.com

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I will be happy to talk and communicate with you, and share pictures with you. But you must first send me a picture of yourself holding a banana upside-down in one hand, and a piece of paper with today's date written on it in your other hand.

If you cannot do this, then I will assume you are not a young woman from Russia but just some fat ugly man trying to steal from someone else on the internet.

[Skew]

Tue, November 8, 2011 1:12:50 PMI am glad to see your letter and I wish to find out you better!

From: "********@yahoo.com" <**********@yahoo.com> Add to Contacts

To: "Skew <******@bellsouth.net>

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Hello dear Skew! I’m very happy to get your answer. Now I hope

that our relations will be long. Every day we start to learn each

other better and for me it is an interesting thing, yours e-mail. Last

time at me on soul is present boredom, not occurs any joyful things

and your message now for me as a solar beam. I send you a photo about

which you have asked me. I ask you that you have answered my questions

in my last letter and also in this letter. It is really important for

me! Send me your some photos. Skew, I want to tell you about my

daily life in this latter. I wake up at 6 o’clock, have shower-bath,

make breakfast. Then I have three time from 8 to 14 o’clock. At this

time I meet with my girlfriends and we go on aerobics, 2 times to a

week. In other days I am engaged in domestic affairs, I read books, I

listen to the music. I like very much to go to theatre and cinema. In

the summer I and my friends go on the nature, there is a beautiful

small river in our city. Its name Syzranka. And near to city the huge

river Volga flows. At 14 o’clock I should be on my work. I like my

work, here during breaks I can observe different sports events, on the

TV, we have a cable television in the bar I finish my work at 23

o’clock, and I go home on foot, my house in several quarters from a

bar. It is terrible to come back home alone but I have got used

already. After coming home I have shower-bath, then I have a light

supper and I go sleeping, pending see dreams and tomorrow's day. Tell

to me more about yourself. What hobby do you prefer? How you spend

your free time? What do you do on your work? My growth is 168

centimeters, weight is 53kg. I have not been married and I don’t have

any children, but I have dream to find the loving men, and to create a

family. I’ll give this person all my love and tenderness. Alexander, I

send you other picture of. I hope, that it will be to like you. Tell

to me more in detail about the family. Whether it is a lot of at You

relatives? What at you with them of the relation? As frequently you

gather? In my family very much close relations. I to you already

informed, that I live with mum and the daddy. Last relations at me

were the last year. One was the boyfriend, but I have left him. We did

not like each other and had various interests. Among associates of me

of people I cannot allocate anybody for serious relations. Good men to

become it is ever less and annoyingly in next time to test

disappointment when you think that has met the suitable person. Likely

therefore I also have addressed in service acquaintances. Probably

here I can find the person who will be me to love, appreciate and

understand. I have specified in a structure that I search more

advanced age because I think, that the person which has lived there is

enough years, already has experience and has learned to appreciate

women and to address with them. I shall be ready to give myself all

without the rest to such person and I think, that the main advantage

of the woman is fidelity and skill to make family happy, without

quarrels and conflicts. On it I finish the letter. Skew, write to

me the ideas that I has told to you. I’ll be glad to get your letter.

Goodbye! Mariya

[Hotsauce]

Tue, November 1, 2011 8:40:45 PM

Re: Representation about me and my outlooks on life

From: "Skew" <********@bellsouth.net>View Contact

To: *********@yahoo.com

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I will be happy to talk and communicate with you, and share pictures with you. But you must first send me a picture of yourself holding a banana upside-down in one hand, and a piece of paper with today's date written on it in your other hand.

If you cannot do this, then I will assume you are not a young woman from Russia but just some fat ugly man trying to steal from someone else on the internet.

Whof

Arted?

[mav1234]

...

uh, is she a mail order bride?

[GritsRgreat]

Now insert said banana into..

[davos]

Skew, press enter brotha!

And am I the only one completely confused?

[Skew]

I just never really expect the picture. Made me laugh. My email address must be floating out there on some Russia dating site I guess. Not sure how it got there. I've only signed up on the Thialand ladyboy dating site.

PM me if you want her email.

[SOJA]

[mav1234]

for some reason these emails made me very sad. Not that I think there is anything wrong with uh, dating over the internet or whatever, but just something about it makes me feel really bad for her.

also you are extremely casual about the fact someone has apparently been posting profiles for you on "Russian dating" sites.

[PntherPryd]

for some reason these emails made me very sad. Not that I think there is anything wrong with uh, dating over the internet or whatever, but just something about it makes me feel really bad for her.

are you trying to say finding Skew's email address is the Anti-Lottery?

you are extremely casual about the fact someone has apparently been posting profiles for you on "Russian dating" sites.

Russian dating sites are the least of his worries!

[Dpantherman]

So how long have you been in the slammer?

[YoungPanthers89]

wat