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Parents Weekend Shenanigans

OnlyPantherFaninMaine

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So last night after finishing an entire bottle of $10 vodka to my face and bar hopping, I made my way back to my friends house off campus. To my delight, two beautiful women were there and ready for business. My buddy had one on lockdown, so like a G, I hopped (literally) on the opportunity.

Within what seemed like minutes, one was back to my house and we found our way to my bedroom. After an hour or two of foreplay (have to make the girl sweat it out), I finally punished her any way I could. But here's the best part:

This weekend at my school is parents weekend. She woke me up at approximately 9:23am to get right to it yet again. To set the mood, I put on J Cole's "In the Morning" and hit that ish for a good while before my tired and hungover ass couldn't pursue the pleasure any longer. Since the night before I had spilled my drink all over her True Religions, I provided this girl with some Jordan shorts and a Ralph Lauren vneck. The whole morning she kept expressing to me how she wasn't sure when her parents were arriving, so to be on the safe side I drove her back to her dorm. To my amusement, her father and mother were already parked there and were able to see their daughter hop out my whip fully clothed in my apparel with her jeans and boots in hand.

If that's not G status, I don't know what is. Success.

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You posted at 10:08, and she woke you up at 9:23.

If you had to put on music, find her clothes to wear, get your keys, drive to her apt. building, and write that post, there was not a lot of time for the good stuff.

So....no, maybe not G status....what ever that means.

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So last night after finishing an entire bottle of $10 vodka to my face and bar hopping, I made my way back to my friends house off campus. To my delight, two beautiful women were there and ready for business. My buddy had one on lockdown, so like a G, I hopped (literally) on the opportunity.

Within what seemed like minutes, one was back to my house and we found our way to my bedroom. After an hour or two of foreplay (have to make the girl sweat it out), I finally punished her any way I could. But here's the best part:

This weekend at my school is parents weekend. She woke me up at approximately 9:23am to get right to it yet again. To set the mood, I put on J Cole's "In the Morning" and hit that ish for a good while before my tired and hungover ass couldn't pursue the pleasure any longer. Since the night before I had spilled my drink all over her True Religions, I provided this girl with some Jordan shorts and a Ralph Lauren vneck. The whole morning she kept expressing to me how she wasn't sure when her parents were arriving, so to be on the safe side I drove her back to her dorm. To my amusement, her father and mother were already parked there and were able to see their daughter hop out my whip fully clothed in my apparel with her jeans and boots in hand.

If that's not G status, I don't know what is. Success.

Those were the best days... You'll never forget that. One day when you're married with a kid (like I am) you'll look back and laugh!

Good times bro. Had to swag u up on that!

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