Whoops.

[Jase]

I think my co-worker thinks I want to murder him.

I had pulled into work early, I was talking to my wife on my car's handsfree system, parked with my engine off. In pulls my co-worker, unbeknownst to the fact that I'm sitting in my car. I get off the phone and come out of my car as he is walking to the door.

"You scared me," he said, "I didn't know you were in your car, then I heard a rustling as I was walking to the door."

I said, "Well now if I ever need to murder you, I know how I'll do it, now."

"Was that a freudian slip?" he asked.

"haha, no." I said.

Who knew I was so dark and creepy.

[Darth Biscuit]

Do it, do it.

[Jase]

I actually censored myself, the first thing that popped into my head was "If I ever need to brutally murder you...".

[Jangler]

Two days after Halloween...nobody would expect it.

[Darth Biscuit]

Jase the psycho.

[Scrumtrilescent]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155225/slap-fight

[Guest]

Your co-worker sounds a bit on the girlish side, ya think?

[GSQUARED]

You're in too deep now...you must follow through with it.

[Khaki Lackey]

At least you didn't say rape.