Best pickup lines 2011

[j2sgam]

Do you want breakfast? Should I call you or nudge you?

me -Girl, if I told you "Gotdamn" would you know what Im talkin about? her -Yes.

me -Well GotDAYUMN!!!

~texts~ When are you going to let me tap that?

[GSQUARED]

Hey babe let me buy you a drink, don't worry about that funny taste.

[Hawk]

excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

anyway...the best pickup line involves no words at all...just walk into the bar and lick your own eyebrows

[Zcustom]

hey sugar...you got any Canadian in ya?

you want some?

I think you misread the title of the thread, it's 2011 not 1911

and pickup lines are for losers

[Kitten Diver]

Has anyone ever told you you have really beautiful eyes?

Oh... well... you do.

Ever driven a Maserati?

[Panthro]

Hi I'm Panthro...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

yet

[Kitten Diver]

Hey Wanna fug?

[charlotte49er]

When I had my 1972 Stingray and 1990 Corvette.

I would just say: "Have you ever gone fast in a Corvette?"

Or if I was feeling sleazy: "How fast are you? Wanna ride in my Corvette and see?"

Or,

"Do you wanna handle my stick shift in my Corvette!"

(Of course, this was back in 1994-2004.)

Now of course, it's more like: "Why don't you sit on my lap and make a guy in a wheelchair happy!" :sleep:

[dimbee]

"Will you marry me?"

[R0CKnR0LLA]

*look girl up and down*

"you'll do"

[lightsout]

"Do you wanna get outta here? Maybe go somewhere we can talk?"

"I have a boyfriend."

"Oh man, I have this goldfish. It swims around in it's little bowl. I feed it and it does this little fish dance."

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about poo that don't matter."

[GritsRgreat]

^^ lol i just stole it.

[sunbunny]

Actual line used on my daughter in Myrtle Beach:

"Hey girl. What's your name? You suck dick?"

One from an away football game a few Friday's ago:

"I wanna take you home". Said in front of my husband.

[GritsRgreat]

Actual line used on my daughter in Myrtle Beach:

"Hey girl. What's your name? You suck dick?"

One from an away football game a few Friday's ago:

"I wanna take you home". Said in front of my husband.

Uhh yeah sorry about that. Didn't know it was you..