This Halloween, I'm Going To Be That Guy

[chknwing]

[Jangler]

oh, I thought you meant dressed as Captain America puking in the back yard.

[LifeisaGarden]

Yeah, well I'm giving out ice cream. Beat that fugger. ;)

[chknwing]

by the time parents get the icecream xrayed, they wont have too.

[LifeisaGarden]

They are getting ice cream gift certificates. I'm not actually going to be standing out there with a jug of icecream.

I think full size candy bars is the best ever halloween treat. Nothing can top that.

[Wither]

They are getting ice cream gift certificates. I'm not actually going to be standing out there with a jug of icecream.

I think full size candy bars is the best ever halloween treat. Nothing can top that.

Definitely. Trying to make kids obese?! A fullsize candybar has like 30% of the daily recommended fat!

[The_Cannon]

They are getting ice cream gift certificates. I'm not actually going to be standing out there with a jug of icecream.

I think full size candy bars is the best ever halloween treat. Nothing can top that.

BOOOOO! These kids want instant gratification not paper

[LifeisaGarden]

They are getting candy too!!!

I have really cute treat sacks made up for them. They'll have several pieces of good halloween candy, a few little neat plastic toys and the ice cream gift certificates.

Believe me, these kids love my house on halloween. They usually start coming over a couple weeks before halloween to ask me what they are getting this year, and if I'm doing the haunted garage. They help me decorate. I love it, they are awesome kids.

[sunbunny]

For the first time in years, my daughter wants to go trick or treating. I have no idea what she's going to be. She announced it tonight. I guess she could wear her shorts, one of her shirts without the cami underneath, and new boots and go as a hooker. I could take her to the crack house down the road, stop back by the dealers and pick her up some weed. Candy will just be a bonus.

[The_Cannon]

Weed and candy? Two great taste that taste great together?

[LifeisaGarden]

When I was her age I dressed up as a hooker.

[sunbunny]

She didn't like my idea. :(

She wants to be a vampire. I could dress her as Pam from TB.

[LifeisaGarden]

Aww she's no fun! lol

Oh and I cant believe my mom let me dress up as a hooker for Halloween. She must've been out of her mind. And I did it 2 years in a row. It was like the in thing to do too. All my friends were dressed up as hookers right there with me and I was their leader. Insanity!

[Guest Irv]

i gonna give out double cheeseburgers. beat that