Important Article by Bleacher Report

[Dex]

I wrote a list comparing every NFL team to Halloween candy. And I hope you enjoy it, because most of you are too old to be getting dressed up to be going door-to-door for trick-or-treating. Although if you're a practicing Jehovah's Witness, that would be delightfully ironic.

Teams are listed in alphabetical order. That just seems fairest to everyone.

Carolina Panthers: Jolly Ranchers

Colorful. Endearing. Usually enjoyed by folks with tooth damage.

Boredom at it's finest.

:banghead:

[Jackofalltrades]

Nothing of importance will ever be in The Bleacher Report.

[Kramerica]

Thread title does not compute

[Dex]

Thread title does not compute

Sarcasm. Can't tell if srs?

[Dpantherman]

:Yawn:

[Vertical Asymtope]

There is no such thing as an important article from bleacher report. come on now

[Kramerica]

Sarcasm. Can't tell if srs?

I'm with ya, chief.

I would scoff at the Jolly Rancher comparison but I can't think of anything better.

[frash.exe]

the jaguars

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

I would rather look at the Panthers as a razor-blade loaded apple.

They look like the smart choice, and you think your mother will be proud of you, but after the fact you just wish you were dead.

[ladypanther]

There is no such thing as an important article from bleacher report. come on now

Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

Not going to click on the article and look. Did not care much for the Jolly Rancher explanation.

[Shermdog]

At least we are not Raisinets.

[teeray]

Oxymoronic thread title is oxymoronic.