The official zombies are real and coming after Jase thread

[Zombies]

Don't let our absence from main stream media fool you. Our numbers are growing, and we are coming after you first, Jase!!!!

[Zombie Horde]

Bie, we discussed this at last night's meeting.

Jase has no nutritional value whatsoever, he only weighs 68 pounds, wet.

Plus a valid point was brought up that we prefer our victims to have brains and that pretty much knocks him off the list.

Now go back to studying the George Romero movies so we can gather more intel.

[Delhommey]

Don't let our absence from main stream media fool you. Our numbers are growing, and we are coming after you first, Jase!!!!

Holy hell. Never realized Tyres from Spaced was one of the zombies in Shaun of the Dead.

[Jbro]

Bie, we discussed this at last night's meeting.

Jase has no nutritional value whatsoever, he only weighs 68 pounds, wet.

Plus a valid point was brought up that we prefer our victims to have brains and that pretty much knocks him off the list.

Now go back to studying the George Romero movies so we can gather more intel.

Phew.... I weigh 67 pounds so I am safe.