Steven Segal is a Douchenozzle

[Camdemonium]

John Leguizamo

“We were in rehearsals for Executive Decision. I’m playing his Master Sargeant and we come in for rehearsals and he says, ‘I’m in command. Everything I say is law. Anybody doesn’t agree?’ I was like, ‘Bwahahaha.’ I started cracking up because he sounded like a retard and he came up and he Taekwondo’ed my ass against the brick and he [hit me with his elbow],” Leguizamo recalled. “He’s six-foot-five and he caught me off guard and knocked all of the air out of me and I was like, ‘Why?! Why?!’ I really wanted to say how big and fat he was and that he runs like a girl, but I didn’t because all I could say was, ‘Why?!’ Why’d he slam me against the wall? We were rehearsing. What’s the bid deal? Why can’t I call him names? If I can’t let it out it’s going to build like a cancer.”

Goes on to say that he's done this to other actors as well

http://www.cagepotato.com/awesome-story-of-the-day-steven-seagal-attacked-john-leguizamo-to-prove-he-was-the-alpha-male-on-a-movie-set/

[The Saltman]

lol

[Camdemonium]

Why can't I spell dueche?

[Camdemonium]

Damnit, d o u c h e

[CarolinaNCSU]

Douche? Or, due-che? That's a new word to me.

[The Saltman]

i fix

[Camdemonium]

Not sure what happened, twice.

[Camdemonium]

2nd best mod ever!!!!!!

[Camdemonium]

I don't care who you are, if you don't bust out laughing when someone randomly says that, you are an assclown.

Segal needs to go lay down and die somewhere.

[pstall]

Segal just has his own way of endearing himself to others. John difficult to prounounce last name needs to get on Dancing with the Starts asap to get back to work.

[boo7382]

Segal just has his own way of endearing himself to others. John difficult to prounounce last name needs to get on Dancing with the Starts asap to get back to work.

Lay-gwi-zah-mo

psssh how could he ever top To Wong Fu?!

[j2sgam]

John Leguizamo is the poo, loved all his standups...

I remember seeing Segal and Kelly LeBrock on the Arsenio Hall show years back (forgot about that one too..) when they were married. She put her hand on his knee and he shot her a look and said "What did I tell you about public displays of affection?". She quickly removed her hand. The Woman in Red is rubbin up on your leg and you tell her to stop? Whatinafug??@#$%$%^??? He was a douchebag from then on in my eyes....

[Camdemonium]

I think he used to make all his assistants do weird sex poo too, but maybe that was someone else

[Epistaxis]

Steven Flock of Segulls is an asshole?

In other news, Ricky Martin is gay.