strip club experiences

[The Saltman]

dude you go to a lot of strip clubs

[GSQUARED]

I used to party quite a bit. Haven't been to one in over 2 years

[davos]

Three words: midget asian stripper

[Jbro]

Aren't all asians midgets?

[Hawk]

just go to Montreal and let the strip clubs experience you!

[Happy Panther]

The best time i have ever had in a strip club has been with women along.

Otherwise I rarely find it worth the $$. It's hard for me to find a girl I connect with enough to buy drinks and blow a bunch of money on.

It has happened though.

[thefuzz]

Got arrested in Myrtle Beach for possession of an alcoholic beverage under the age of 21.

Not a ticket, actually taken to jail and finger printed, and thrown in the drunk tank. Cost me $500 to get out.

I was not drinking, nor in possession of a beer when all of this went down.

[4Corners]

Okay, I was at the Uptown 2 sundays ago, and spent like $150. It was fun but not fun when I woke up the next day and looked at my online banking statement. That same night I had a girl there, easily the most bad ass skripper there (this bitch put something on me and I fell in love) tell me to get a hotel room at the Westin and she'd be over when I get off. I was hammered and was like okay, how much is this gonna cost me? she replied $400 and I started laughing and just settled for another dance.

On my 25th birthday (I'm 27) I went there and got one of the worst lap dances I've ever paid for in the VIP. She was sexy though but I could tell she just wasn't into it. I looked at her and was like "your heart just isn't in this, is it?"

she gave me a look I will never forget. Like I struck a sensitive spot in her heart or something, then her instincts took over and she got kinda butthurt and was like "wtf does that mean?" I ran off before she could the huge DT to escort me out of the VIP.

I feel like I've told this story on here before.

I don't behave at strip clubs and kinda lose my inhibitions once a sexy skripper starts rubbing up on me so I try to not go to strip clubs.

[4Corners]

Aren't all asians midgets?

he knows from experience

[GritsRgreat]

I have a good many stories. Here's a couple.

1) Two girls that were friends with my kid in middle school are now strippers. One is 18 the other 19, they use to come over all the time to swim and ride 4 wheelers. One started stripping while still in highschool (last march) so you you can imagine my surprise when i walked in and saw her there on stage... Completely naked. :):). The other girl, hell i knew she would eventually become a stripper sometime down the road. Just that kind of girl. ;)

2) Round 1999 me and this chick i was seeing were kicked out of a club. We both were rollin hard on x and started going at it pretty heavy. Seems we were taking away all the attention from the strippers. Guess thats a no no.

[The Saltman]

I have a good many stories. Here's a couple.

1) Two girls that were friends with my kid in middle school are now strippers. One is 18 the only 19, they use to come over all the time to swim and ride 4 wheelers. One started stripping while still in highschool (last march) so you you can imagine my surprise when i walked in and saw her there on stage... Completely naked. :):). The other girl, hell i knew she would eventually become a stripper sometime down the road. Just that kind of girl. ;)

umm thats kinda weird.

[Panthro]

Apparently one of my babysitters (neighbor girl) was a stripper. My dad found out one night with a bunch of his friends. He told his buddies "That girl babysits my kid" they respond "Your son is a lucky kid."...I still tell him thats why my piggy bank was always empty.

[GritsRgreat]

umm thats kinda weird.

Well most strippers are young.

[4Corners]

the smart, get money bitches don't strip in cities/towns where they are from. I know this may not apply to small middle of no where towns, but I'd be willing to bet that the strippers at UC and Men's Club are probably from Atlanta, Raleigh, Virginia, SC, etc that just come down here for the weekends